WARNING: The following description may cause damage to the brain.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR GEORGE USHIROMIYA-- YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY.

HEY BABY I'M TOMITAKE. cool I COME TO HINAMIZAWA THREE TIMES A YEAR TO RAPE BIRDS AND TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DEAD FLUFFY BODIES. D< I GOT ALONG WITH TAKANO MIYO CUZ' GOD IS HER TWIN AND APPARENTLY SHE LIKES RAPING BIRDS TOO. oAo I KNOW A LOT ABOUT HINAMIZAWA'S PAST BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE BIBLE-- I MEAN, YOU KNOW. TWILIGHT. NEW MOON. ECLIPSE. THAT SHET. IT WAS HORRIBLE. WHO KNEW OYASHIRO-SAMA WAS A VAMPIRE THAT FELL IN LOVE WITH FURUDE RIKA-- BUT BACK ON TOPIC.

YES, I KNEW ABOUT ALL THESE MURDERS AND SHET. OOISHI'S SUSPICIOUS OF ME BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS A BIRD AND ACCIDENTALLY-- LONG STORY. SO THEN I MARRIED 'OL SANTA CLAUS AND BECAME A WOMAN. THEN MY HUSBANDO GOT PREGNANT AND NOW WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL CHILD.

HE'S STILL SUSPICIOUS OF MY IDENTITY THOUGH. I MEAN REALLY, WHO THE FAWK ARE THESE SECONDARY CHARACTERS? NO ONE CARES. -HICSOB- ;___;

IN THE FIRST SIX ARCS, I DIE AT THE COTTON TURD FEST BY CLAWING MY THROAT OUT-- NO ONE HAD ITCHING CREAM SO, IT HURT YEAH. BUT THAT'S AFTER TAKANO DRUGGED ME WITH THE, UH, WHAT'S IT CALLED, THE INJECTION OF THE... H1N1? AH WHATEVER, THAT'S ABOUT IT. SEE YA STRANGER. CALL ME. D: