I am Lia:
a magical fairy princess
a dyslexic fool
an albino squirrel
NOT a human.
NOT an American.
FOUNDER OF THE FEIFDOM OF THE ALBINO SQUIRREL!!
Once upon a time, there was a holographic mother squirrel. Then she gave birth to two gay rats (she was, of course, a virgin). Then the two gay rats gave birth to three squirrels, a black squirrel, a gray squirrel, and an albino squirrel.
The albino squirrel becomes the divine god. The gray squirrel doesn't get his share of acorns, so declares himself god and becomes the nutter butter's Satan.
The birth of gay squirrels story:
And then the earth fell open and all the acorns were lost. Alas, the lost black squirrel, brother of the albino squirrel comes forth, with the two last acorns in the world. He sayeth, "These are my nuts. Break them and feast upon them. And be savethed."
I silk paint.
Help me get my dream avatars?
I like it ^^
Total Value: 254,248 Gold[Item Information]
Item List:Elegant Emerald Satin CorsetFresh Grass SkirtGift of the GoddessGreen Lace-up Cork SandalsGreen Tribal Head TattooGreen Tribal Torso TattooGreen Tribal Bottom TattooRaptor Wind HornsGwee the DragonEnchanted Strings
Total Value: 138,927 Gold[Item Information]
Item List:Elemental HairAhhrr!! Fancy VestWhite ShirtWhite StockingsWinter RoseAutumn Stripes Husk SkirtPrism Butterfly MantillaGillsElven EarsBlack PaintbrushWestern ZodiacLazer High Tek SandalSun StaffSpirit FalconSummoning TomeCoon Tail
Courtesy of original freak ....
Total Value: 84,899 Gold[Item Information]
Item List:Sea Green Butterfly Terrycloth Tube-TopMarine Neck RibbonNatural Jade Oblong BeadsWhatever blutech sneakersLight Purple Leg WarmersBlack Fishnet StockingsViolet Winter WrapSunset Lavender WrapShadow SpiritCloud Zebra WrapDrop Dead Gorgeous Rose Skull HairpinDrop Dead Gorgeous Skull HairpinElven EarsLex's White GlovesPirate PatchPlatinum Record EarringsWinter RoseSpirit FalconCloud
................ I love you too <3