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E-excuse me? Yes, you th-there, the one who's about to p-push the "friend" button. Ummm...I d-don't know you...and I don't add s-strangers...STRANGER DANGER!

O-oh! I didn't realize th-this was here...I suppose I should introduce m-myself.

My n-name is Thomas Schiff and I am a henchman for h-hire. I'm the b-best, most l-loyal man for the j-job in all of G-gotham! I mean it!

Is there m-more? Well...I c-can get p-pretty distracted...but you would, too, if you had v-voices in your head! I also like theater, and p-playing parts...yes, I've also b-been in some commercials...um...*circles the ground with a toe, blushing a little* Just don't t-tell anyone, ok?

Uuum...oh! There's a c-community where it l-looks like I actually d-do get some appreciation. It is a n-nice place. But s-some of the things they write there m-make me b-blush...ah...*pulls police cap down over face*

Th-that's all.

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STATUS and INFO

Employer MASTER: the Joker
Weapons: Flashlight, baseball bat, handgun
Location: A new apartment! In...in the narrows...but still!
Favorite color: Blue. Wait...is sparkles a color?
Favorite food: Hamburgers. What?

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x_I Kill the Bus Driver_x

Report | 02/23/2012 5:16 am

x_I Kill the Bus Driver_x

Damnit, Schiff, have you gone, too?? Where is everyone?
*kicks a barrel labeled Hazardous Waste*
Dearest Alice

Report | 05/23/2009 10:35 am

Dearest Alice

"'Ello Schiff, it's Alice."
Madame Vengeance

Report | 05/01/2009 12:19 pm

Madame Vengeance

We haven't talked in a while~
Helena Wayne

Report | 04/28/2009 7:36 pm

Helena Wayne

You could of called me...its not that hard to bust outta there...*shrugs* Why don't you ask your 'boss' how I was almost killed...*crosses arms*
curiositea

Report | 04/28/2009 4:07 pm

curiositea

"Er.....em, I 'av absoluteleh no idea where chur daughthah went off ta'," She makes a small 'heh sound, "Kids ah annoyin' anehwho, don't worreh."
The White Duke of Death

Report | 04/28/2009 3:41 pm

The White Duke of Death

where do ya think she is? cause a lil trouble and she'll come to you!
JohnFisherman

Report | 04/28/2009 12:36 pm

JohnFisherman

* shakes head, mutters to himself* kids theses days ok boy heres what u need to tell me ill brake it down so that u may under stand o.k w-h-a-t r y-o-u-r p-l-a-n-s
there yah got it does that make is better
Iiqueur

Report | 04/28/2009 4:35 am

Iiqueur

I'm his daughter. *giggles*
Awkward Paradox

Report | 04/28/2009 3:04 am

Awkward Paradox

Hello!

I am well. How about yourself?
Helena Wayne

Report | 04/26/2009 12:20 pm

Helena Wayne

*smiles* Where have you been? I almost got killed!

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