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Hello there! My name is Dave "Cinzano Bianco" Lister. I was Third Technician on the Jupiter Mining Corp. Vessal Red Dwarf, which, incase you didn't know, is basically fixing Ice Cube trays. I, pretty much, failed at everything, but i do have a GCSE in Technical Drawing, but I still failed it, so, they gave me Third Technician. The Second Technician, A. J. Rimmer, is a total smeg head, he complains about me all the time. The highest number I think was 239 complaints! Anyway, did I mention I'm the last Human in the universe? The crew of Red Dwarf died because of a radiation leak, luckily I was in the Stasis Chamber (paused time in a room) when it happend so I was uneffected by it. Holly, the ships main computer, brought me back out of stasis late. I was only supposed to be in it for 8 weeks, but Holly kept me in till the remaining radiation was gone. He kept me in 3 million years after I was due to come out. Holly brings "Smeg head of the month" back as a Hologram (He died in the stasis leak)(Rimmer). My cat (Frankenstein) that I smuggled on board (stasis is a punishment, that's why I was in it) had kittens that mutated into Felix Sapians. Only one lived as far as I could tell. We call him Cat. Then later on we got a distress call from the Nova 5 ship, it had crash landed onto a deserted planet. Kryten, a mechanoid, was the only "surviver" left. We picked him up and he is now one of the....
...Boys From The Dwarf
(Hi. I'm a RPGer. I just wanted you to know that I'm not really thirty-six, I'm alot younger than that. Thank you.)
These are my dream Avi versions of the boys from the dwarf:
This is A.J. Rimmer, he is a total Smeg Head, he's bossy, he's a lier, he's a cheater, and worst of all he's my superior because he's Second Technicianon! On my sig he is on the bottom left,
This is Cat, he is the King, Queen, and Prince of Cool on Red Dwarf! He may be shallow on the surface but deep down he is more shallow! On my sig he is on the top right,
This hardly resemble Kryten, but at least I tried. Kryten is a Service Mechanoid, he's supposed to clean toilets, wash dishes, etc. but Lister is trying to break his programing, meaning Kryten not doing, pretty much, anything for others but for himself. On my sig he is on the top left,
This is Ace Rimmer, A.J. Rimmer's other dimensional self. Ace has dimension jumped from another dimension into ours using a spacecraft that can go twenty times faster the the speed of light. Ace has a catch phrase, this catch phrase he only uses when he is leaving a room, leaving the dimension, or just going to the bathroom, this catch phrase ("Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast") has even gotten itself a name on one of the episodes: "Stoke me a klipper". I do not want to give anything away so I won't say anything else except this, here is a picture of the real Ace,
I'm sorry but I do not have a Duane Dibbly picture, Duane Dibbly is Cat's opposite ego. As Kryten once said "He is as geeky as you can get, they probably wouldn't let him into a Star Trek convention because he's to geeky.",
This is Kristine Kochanski, she was Lister's love interest in the beginning of the show, she then died in the Radiation Leak that killed all the crew of Red Dwarf accept Dave Lister. In seasons seven and eight Kristine Kochanski reappered through a gap in dimensions, in her dimension she was found with Frankenstein and then put into Stasis instead of Lister, which means Lister died in the leak and came back as a Hologram instead of Rimmer. When the gap opened, there was a sort of worm hole, but it didn't suck you in or kill you, it connected with this dimensions Starbug one and that dimensions Red Dwarf, they all met in the worm hole, but then the worm hole started to shake and then it broke apart and Kristine fell forword onto the ledge that the real Lister was on (real as in not Hologramatic) and then the worm hole split completly meaning there was no chance in getting back, so she is now one of the Girls and boys from the Dwarf. Did I mention she was the only living human in her dimension left? Here is her picture,
And finally, Dave Lister, my RPG. Dave Lister is the last remaining human in the universe. Lister has undergone alot, he gave birth to twin boys (Yes, he actually gave birth to them) lost his right arm, and many other things, he, on my list, is cool. On my sig he is on the bottom right.
Now we go into Random people
This is my very hip mama.
This is my Daddy, whom I love, very much. biggrin
This is my very... Oh heck, shes in her pajamas in this Avi, this is my sister, Maia
This is Dr. Evil and Mr. Bigulsworth obviously. smile
This is Dr. Evil's Henchman, his name is Number 2.
This is the "loathed" Sirius Black, in his Prisoners clothes. Look at those lifeless eyes!
Remember Remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder Treason and Plot. It's a very crappy version of V biggrin , but don't judge a book by it's cover.
My aunt Theresa is in the "HIM-ouse", she loves the band HIM.
If you'd like me to make a dream Avi of anyone for you, just PM me, or go to the website at http://www.tektek.org/dream/, you should try it if you haven't.
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