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I loathe Tuesdays....I honestly do. Most suicides are committed on Tuesdays. The world will END on a Tuesday, I know it! I can feel it!!
You want to know why I think Tuesdays are complete evil...Here let me show you...
You wake up each day.....contemplating how your week will go down, and here is my personal chart to show you:
Monday: Ok, so it's a Monday...we've all come to terms that this is the beginning of the week, roll out of bed, shake off that Sunday night hangover and go to work
Tuesday: Suicide...now what is for breakfast?
Wednesday: W00t! Middle of the week! Half way to the weekend!
Thursday: Tomorrow is Friday, it's going to rock!! Cant hardly wait!
Friday: Yeah! Last day and I got a whole weekend ahead of me!
Saturday: Saturday morning cartoons, party, yay!
Sunday: Eh tomorrow is Monday...but today is still nice....
There is nothing to look forward to on Tuesday....no point in living, no little ray of sunshine. All s**t hits the fan on Tuesdays....
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