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In the spirit of the new year I am re doing My profile!

That includes this 'About Me' Section i suppose. You don't really want to know about me though do you?

I see how it is.


Im just not that important.

Alright then let me try and make it interesting!

I AM A MIGHTY WIZARD! thats it, a WIZARD! OOOooooOoOOoOOO!!!! Yeah! With MAGIC!!

Like Spells and crap, But Also MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!!! Because wizards run out of spells eventually!

Gandalf had a sword, so i get explosives, Fair is fair right?
Whats That? His Sword was Magical so that makes it ok? Screw that, Now i get Molotov Cocktails AND a shotgun. WHAT NOW, Harry potters got nothing on this s**t.

Yeah, And my spells are the s**t. You looking for doom spells, i got yer doom spells, looking for all those socks that end up being misplaced? I DID THAT!!

YEAH and you thought you simply LOST them.

Silly Mortal.

THE FACT THAT YOUR STILL READING THIS PROVES I CAN KEEP YOUR ATTENTION AT THE LEAST, LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO STEAL MORE OF YOUR SOCKS!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

but really though, you should go check on those socks. I use them for my doom spells. YES THAT IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT. I do know what i am talking about, i am a wizard after all.

You Know What's almost as awesome as being a wizard?

Being a dentist.

YOU GET TO RUIN EVERYONES DAY!!

ESPECIALLY CHILDREN!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

With all those drills and crap, its like a wizard of teeth.

IN FACT THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE!!! TEETH WIZARDS!!
O.O They make black market deals with the tooth fairy, using her to traffic in drug money!

And Paladins! They kick so much a** and still manage to be miss goodie two shoes. Your mind reals so hard as this improbability that it would explode if some KIND WIZARD didn't hold it together for you cause hes just that damn power full!

OMG YOUR REALLY READING THIS FAR? WTF?!?

DO YOU LIKE WASTING TIME?

I once Summoned a demon from the ninth hell, you aren't a real wizard unless you have!

I named Him Charles, and he was my friend untill the paladin got to him.
Ever seen a demon go splat in under a second? Paladins are like instant win against that crap.

I loved Charles...... HE UNDERSTOOD YOU KNOW?!?

Although he always tried to kill me whenever i miss casted his holding spells. but in the end his attempts were futile.

I also Created a Unicorn / phoenix hybrid making a GIANT FLAMING HORSE!!!

And then some guy named Blaine came and stole it. Yeah thats right i made a poke'man reference!

I WAS THERE!!

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!!!

Yeah so ummmm..... Huh.

How many pairs of socks missing now? Your not getting those back.

One time i killed a man with my BARE HANDS. Although being a wizard, my hands were coursing with thousands of volts of electricity. Thats not cheating is it?

Good. I didn't think so either.

Whats That?!?

Your saying It IS cheating?

Well Screw that, I won right? thats what really matters.

Charles would have approved T.T

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Shouko

Report | 03/08/2013 1:44 am

Shouko

also i've been drawing a lot of wh40k recently and it's reeeally reminding me of you. xd
Shouko

Report | 03/05/2013 1:29 am

Shouko

time for my annual "happy birthday" comment, even though you're not here.

i'm determined. scream
Shouko

Report | 03/16/2011 12:57 am

Shouko

happy birthday, even though you're not here. sad
Shouko

Report | 03/16/2010 2:23 pm

Shouko

Thanks. xd
Simply Indescribable

Report | 03/10/2010 8:01 pm

Simply Indescribable


You're welcome buddy :3

Shouko

Report | 03/08/2010 3:37 pm

Shouko

Happy birthday. smile
Simply Indescribable

Report | 03/08/2010 1:35 pm

Simply Indescribable

Happy birthday biggrin
Shouko

Report | 01/02/2010 3:50 pm

Shouko

I WILL END YOU
Shouko

Report | 01/02/2010 3:41 pm

Shouko

I will destroy you.
Shouko

Report | 01/02/2010 3:07 pm

Shouko

emo

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