About

Haitus. Because most of you are all gone- and I am too.

On the topic of CE- I've been named "The Queen" by Yami, Zeffie, Kesh, and Miche. If somebody could tell me what exactly I'm 'The Queen' of, that would be great.

Married to the lovelies Yami and Zeffie. <3

Shout out to Oscar Wilde, who I adore.

I have donated 2,300 k.- Look to my journal for a complete donations list. xP

Devils RAT (Really Awesome Things) List:

Poems and Songs:

Skeller-bvvt
Satan had a brother
Or a sister, we aren't sure
Anyways a child of his mother
Had a beautiful baby girl

[Chorus]
Devil's Niece turns seventeen
And we're throwing one Hell of a party
And on April First she's CE's Queen
And your so screwed if you're tardy

Sweetest thing airmailed from Hell
I wrote this song
Though i don't know her well
I hope she sings along

[Chorus]

Hey Hell maybe got rid of her
cause she's too ******** beautiful
Satan's bro (sis) is a lucky cur
To be so fruitiful!
[Chorus]



RuIe 34
The Devils Niece
Makes me want to beat my meat

She can't be exorcised
Because she be circumcised

She'll make you dance
In your pants

She's so yummy
In MY tummy

She's the piece to my reese
The Devil's Niece


Quotes that stroke my ego. <333

Misguided Terran
*ahem*

Yeah, I think I remember the day I met Niece... she walked in, eyes all a glimmer, and I did my usual greeting phase, though I might have been missing my pants... she ended up telling me she wanted my children...

...good times... 3nodding


The Wyre
This chick revived a thread that's been dead for weeks with two posts. BRUH.


Holiest of Holies
I AWARD YOU THE GRAND MEDAL OF PHILOSOPHOSOPHY. WEAR IT PROUDLY, M'DEAR.


Reverse Dragon Blade
I dub thee the first "Punkmo" if ye desire thy title!


Blitzkrieg Tea-se
Now Niece,

I just thought I might let you know, if not already known that you're epic.

Epically Amazing.

Like, the kind of Amazing you find in The Fantastically Orgasmic.

That place not just existing within the genitalia, but within the mind.

That is how Amazing you are.

Thank you in radical amounts to the root power of x in which x equals infinity.

<3

I love you.

-hugs you like they do in the soap operas-

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b0mbch3l
You are so cute I can hardly stand it!! xd
*gives you a tin of marshmellows* heart


pirulaso
Niece looks like an Emmy.


X Zeffie X
You're so sexy, you give my eyes orgasms.

Which isn't very healthy...

No...

No, it's not.


lunaeve
Oh my God!

I looooovees yooou!


RuIe 34

******** that's kinky.

-Get's naked-

I'm yours.


Chimestress
I'ma drag you back to CE to be the queen again, mmm'kay?


The Blind God
Niece, suddenly your username reminded me of Beck's song The Devil's Haircut.

I like Beck. He's crazy talented.


Hadrhune
*glomptackle* Thought I'd just return the favor wink ...*walks away, then runs back and glomptackles again!* I can't help myself! heart


Nalakira
Niecy, baby, have my devil-related spawn. <3


Helsinki Harlot
The Devils Niece
So it goes...



-taps that-
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Dr Pepper n Fanta
The Devils Niece
Piano for nine years, hoes. <3



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[.Flammable.]
Nah. Canadians just seem to secrete "effin' sweet"ness from their Canadian pores.


[dollcakes]
The Devils Niece

RANDOM THOUGHT- I WISH PIRU WAS MY ENGLISH TEACHER. THAT WOULD BE BITCHIN' AS ALL HELL.


RANDOM THOUGHT - I WISH NIECEYCAKES WAS MY IRL BESTIE.
CAUSE THAT WOULD BE WAAAAYYY RADDER THAN BITCHIN', YO.


Rose-McLane
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@Niece -

. . . You should write a book. Do it. Now. And Thank You :3




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Akihira

You just gave me an erection.


Emily-hand
Your avi Pisses me off in an Orgasmic way.
Blows my universe.


pirulaso
Ha you're not the void, silly. You hump the void
With piru, you're never really sure if this stuff is a compliment...O-o

Pethidine
Dude.
I love you.
<3 ;D


Art- I used to have about 30 pieces of it, all from lovely artists. Unfortunately, my photobucket has ******** up, so you won't have to injure yourself scrolling anymore. Thank you so much boobins, Chimestress (who when she gave it to me was KeshoRyu), Twili, Emily-Hand, cassieopia, 'Satan, Jest, Zeffie, Nalakira, Organic Emo, Yami, Trey Bark, Zenia Wulfe, Elaineon, Miyobi, Piru, and Apocalypse for the fantastic works of art. Thanks also to Yami, Ciara Chi, and Zeffie for the awesome signs.
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Quotes

X Zeffie X
The Devils Niece
X Zeffie X
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X Zeffie X
::Heroic theme song!::

Zeffie's here to save the day!
-jumps into your arms- Save me, save me Zeffie!

::Flys away with you in my arms!::

Oh snap...
I forgot I really don't have superpowers...

sweatdrop
Well for GOD'S SAKE WOMAN, WHAT THE ******** DO WE DO NOW?!

We're gonna dance.


BM1
    I only did it once, and I was not all creepy about it. Not like my friend when he did it, carving words in his forearm as his dog licked peanut butter off his balls.

    The video was creepy.

    But I learned something from it: You cannot unsee something.


Asphyxiated Rainbows
Hadrhune
The Devils Niece
Asphyxiated Rainbows
The Devils Niece
Asphyxiated Rainbows

User Image*` ~-- M!ch3 says --------->

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    User Image Obby. I've got a dragon humping me. Get it off. User Image

-gets out a video camera- I'ma gonna be famous on YouTube! xD

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    User Image I'M THE ONE GETTING ******** BY A DRAGO--IT DOESNT FIT IN THERE!!!! gonk User Image

Dude, the scary thing is that I'm not even disturbed by this...
I've been in CE too long. xDDD
I'd love to see those late night infomercials.

"You've heard of Girls Gone Wild! Well, hold your cocks, guys, here is Dragons Gone Wild (on Girls!)! Yes, for only 19.95, you'll get Dragons Gone Wild, but you'll get our bonus video: Dragons Gone Wild, Jamaca Style!"

User Image*` ~-- M!ch3 says --------->

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    User Image Girl: "YEAH, TOTALLY, OMG!"
    Guy: "You gonna do it?"
    Girl: "******** a dragon? Hell yeah!"
    Guy: "Bring out Mr. Bonjangles!"
    Girl: "IT DOESN'T GO IN THERE! NOT IN MY EAR! NOT IN MY EAR!!!" User Image



jinxabell
Pamplemousse Grenouille!
jinxabell
Pamplemousse Grenouille!
jinxabell
Pamplemousse Grenouille!
jinxabell
Hmm. I wonder where the hippo would get the leopard print bikini in that size? Probably Target, I guess. Target has everything. Maybe Walmart has everything too. I dunno, there are no Walmarts in this city. Yeah, the hippo would probably get the bikini from Target. Or online, you could find anything online.
Oh ********, yeah?


Whaaaat?
0_o


Ahem, do you MIND? That was in a thought bubble, clearly it was not meant to be read.
Oh ********, yeah?


I have mind reading powers.


s**t! [stops imagining everyone in their underwear]
Oh ********, yeah?


Wargh! My virgin eyes!

-cleans them out with soap-

Anjiro in a thong = WORST. THING. EVER.


Clearly you did not consider Anji without a thong...


Burnt Lollipop
Dear fanbrats:
There is no such thing as healing rape


VampireSquid
Lady Erika
The Blind God


I CARE NOT FOR THIS "ORDER" BULLSHIT. I WANT MORE CHAOS. LIKE THE MOON SHITS OUT BARBECUE GRILLS COVERED IN NIPPLES KIND OF CHAOS.


~[ I enjoy control, I enjoy purpose and things sensible. And I like randomosity like you just stated. That's just humorous to me. <<; ]~


CAN I SEE YOUR BARBECUE NIPPLES?


Mr.Anjiro
“Writing is not like painting where you add. It is not what you put on the canvas that the reader sees. Writing is more like a sculpture where you remove, you eliminate in order to make the work visible. Even those pages you remove somehow remain.”


FreeUnderwearCanKill
Child porn for great justice.


VampireSquid
X Zeffie X
The Devils Niece
X Zeffie X
And so the conversation turned!
-giggles- It looks like you don't have any arms!

I don't.

::Rubs your arm with my stubs.::


OHMUHGAD, THAT'S THE HAWTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. *insta-fap*


BM1
Mikav

Those interactive ads piss me off.
    SHOOT THE CHEERLEADER FOR A FREE PENAL ENLARGEMENT


Asphyxiated Rainbows
Hm.
CE is empty today.
Is everyone rioting or something?
O:


tyler.durden.is.secks
The Devils Niece
O.O My pink text! You too, have the pink text. D<


D: Please don't tell me this will end in bloodshed.


pirulaso
I'd probably get ready for the day faster if I didn't spend 30 minutes reciting Gladiator lines in a towel toga..


Hinata luvs pocky
I started watching yaoi anime and then stopped hating democrats.


[Teh Amish Kotex Fairy]
A d**k with ears.


Pamplemousse Grenouille!
Blitzkrieg Tea-se
Pamplemousse Grenouille!


There comes a time in every man's life where he must wrestle a crocodile.

That time had come.

Yer goin' down, ya scaly ********.
>:


Pics or it didn't happen.
;/


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b***h didn't even see it coming.

HALF ******** NELSON.



pirulaso
The Devils Niece
pirulaso
The Devils Niece

PIRU. I've missed your sarcasm, romantic avatars, and generally the way you make me feel about myself.
Ha.. Romantic avatars?

I prefer the term.. Period avis
Your avatars didn't come out of some girl's vag, Piru.
Plus, the term romantic flows nicer.
Ha.. Icky..

But we came from a girl`s vag.. Does that mean we`re period pieces?


[X].[Cell]
The Devils Niece
RuIe 34

GET THE ******** OFF ME FLAT a**. D: <


I HAVEN'T BEEN IN HERE SO LONG THAT PEOPLE FORGET THAT I'M A ******** POPE.

WHY DON'T YOU GOT SHOVE A USB CORD UP YOUR a**, POPE? D<



That brings new meaning to the term 'Plug-and-Play'..



p1x3l-mage
At MetroCon (Florida) this year a lot of strange things happened. First of all, on Saturday there was something called Flug Tag going on and the people who were going to that were getting drunk and harassing the MetroCon-goers. There was a Jesus conga line. There was a Ouran Panel in which Itachi unloaded his pants. That same Itachi got in a fight with Jesus and a whole bunch of people got duct taped together by an Apollo Justice and General Hughes.

Crazy times, eh?


Drew Thirte3n
●●●●●
could a body close the mind out?
stitch a s e a m across the eye?


******** WE'RE FINISHED NOW





IT'S A TRAP!




















...





BROOKLYN RAGE!!


unzip my body take my h e a r t out—
cause I need a beat to give this tune...
●●●●●


MrAnjiro
The Devils Niece
Racer Takashima
Since space is a vacuum, there was no sound as the cannon fired. If there had been, it would have sounded like this. JIZZIJIZZIJIZZIJIZZI-KRAKRAKRAKADADADADADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-KSCHHHHHHHHHHH-SIZZLESIZZLESIZZLE. Yet, that's neither here nor there. The sheer quantity of baby batter being forcefully ejaculated from the OJC was the largest ever. The blockage that Blind God had placed was easily swept aside by the force of the blast. The amount cannot be measured in liters, metric tons would be a better way to measure the sheer mass of spooge falling from the heavens. The poor Cerrians below would have no chances of contraception when this barrage was complete. Both male and female would feel the horrible pregnancies bestowed by the OJC.

On the bridge, the evil genius Poise stood and cackled maniacally. "TAKE THAT YOU POETS AND SONGWRITERS!!! TAKE THAT FOR SHUNNING MY APPARENT GENIUS AND DISABLING THE CAMERAS I HAD HIDDEN IN THE RAPE CLOSET!!! TAKE THAT FOR... Um... well, cause it's damn funny to watch you all drown in semen." A money shot the size of the moon approached Cerria at ludicrous speed.
Of course, Niece, being in a state of noteable panic did the only thing that anybody could do.

She picked up Yami, pressed the 'gasm button located in a place better left unmentioned and parralled the force of the j**z with Yami's own amazing powers. Yami's semen stopped the Poisoned's j**z of impregnating all of us. In fact, her powers were so strong that when it connected with Poisoned's in space there was a large explosion. Inevitably, it rained Poisoned j**z.
Everyone hid in Aki's closet, since the rape closet was filled with Drew and some other unmentionables.

In the end, we all got pregnant anyway, because Aki's stash of private whores found us out and had their way with us.

Drew was untouched, since she was busy in the closet.


THUS ENDS THIS TALE. And the moral is: ...There is no damn moral. j**z flew about and everybody got pregnant, and Drew was in the rape closet, and Poisoned went insane, and Yami's semen saved the day.
Actually, CE was pretty much as it is every other day.


This wouldn't have happened if there were more CE Rangers here.


Fallopian Funride
The Devils Niece
Fallopian Funride
The Devils Niece
Blargh.

Hello?

Zeffie - Shan't.
hello, hallo, or hullo sentence substitute. 1. an expression of greeting. 2. a call used to atract attention. 3. an expression of surpries. ~n. pl. -los. 4. the act of saying or calling "hello". [C19: see HOLLO]



...Hello. x3

s**t. See, my dictionary's kind of outdated, and I bought it from Sweden like... ten years ago. So their translation of 'hello' is "You are attractive, would you like copulate?". No wonder it never worked the way I wanted. >:
Hi. :3


Vermilion Glory
GURD DURM.
That's a good cliffhanger.

WILL OUR HEROES FIND THE SOLUTION TO THE VIRUS?
WILL NEICE EVER GET A NEW GUN?
DOES RON DIE IN CHAPTER 17?!

FIND OUT, IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF POKEMON!


Commander Crush
The Devils Niece
Digimon and c** on the mind.

Why is CE so ******** weird?

FURRY ALERT

YIFYIFYIFYIFYIF


L a v i t z
The Devils Niece
The Blue Ruin
Akihira
The Blue Ruin

I have brain damage.

HAHAHAHAHA.
RAT.

Who's Rat?
Really Awesome Things (list). It's on the front page. There's also a link to our old one.

...Speaking of the front page, I finally watched Pulp Fiction again (which I hadn't seen in years) and when Samuel L. Jackson yells "ENGLISH ********. DO YOU SPEAK IT?" I nearly choked on my ramen after remembering the original front page.
RAMEN. and PANCAKES ********. DO YOU EAT IT?


TheXVII
Freedom of the mind allowing one to be themselves and not have to be contained by social standards of thought or personality, freedom of heart on the other hand would probably pertain more-so to the freedom to express one self emotionally and to retain the ability to spread those emotions throughout all aspects of their life without fears of reprisal because of it. Still, they do tie together, out of necessity..."


The Mystical Bubbins
WAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NUDEZ.



;__;



FAILBONAR


e n s a n g u ii n e d
The Devils Niece
[...
YES, YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES.
OF COURSE YOU'RE FORGIVEN, MY DAHLING! <333
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✖ ✖ ✖ ✖ ✖


I was in the garden, wishing on a vapor trail.
Pull your arms around me; oh you make me happy!
Oh, just let me go, just let me go.







LET'S HAVE MAKEUP SEX NAO, YES?
::drags off to the Chamber of Unsightly Pleasures::
MOO, BABY, MOOOOOO!!!!!!!




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This world is burning and I'm terrified!
I need a little more time with you, oh,
I just need a little more time with you.


✖ ✖ ✖ ✖ ✖


Pamplemousse Grenouille!
NIECEY'S FOUND HER CODPIECE?


sirthink1
Xoisure
sirthink1
*wanders back in*
    WATCH FOR MINES.
*falls down a mine shaft*


I am Feli-HEAR ME ROAR
He Breastfed himself.


And that's all, folks! cx

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Affiance

Report | 07/28/2012 12:50 pm

Affiance

It's Miche. On her mule. I'm too lazy to get onto my main.
But damnit I'm not too lazy to say that I miss you. ))))))))))))))))))):
Helsinki Harlot

Report | 10/17/2010 1:17 pm

Helsinki Harlot

Hullo sexah lady. <3
Marxs22

Report | 08/29/2010 9:29 pm

Marxs22

=o
Chika Kuramoto

Report | 08/20/2010 5:09 pm

Chika Kuramoto

MY QUEEN!
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The Aged God

Report | 05/17/2010 8:53 am

The Aged God

Happy Birthday. <3
Phonat

Report | 04/08/2010 4:19 pm

Phonat

By God, I miss you. <3
Phonat

Report | 09/09/2009 2:08 pm

Phonat

Dude.
I love you.
<3 ;D
IngloriousEmmerz

Report | 09/07/2009 1:16 am

IngloriousEmmerz

I know right?!?

Next thing you know it they will find a weird flying creature and call it "TRAVOLTA"
Phonat

Report | 09/06/2009 9:55 pm

Phonat

...

I must yell that at somebody now.
-Haaaaallelujah-
-HAAAAALLELUJAH.-
O AO I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.
And it...has dyed pubes and matching pantaloons.
Phonat

Report | 09/06/2009 4:23 pm

Phonat

That was YOU!?
MYSTERIOUS TRENCH COAT PERSON?!
...
OH HEY. YEAH.
I recognize the glittery wang and dyed-pink pubes. cool
<333

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