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FOREVER SDK!!!
[[and I have mules]]
ALL THE WOMEN YOU'VE EVER MET
ASK FOR THEM, EVERYONE!
I AM NOT A WOMAN BUT A WORLD
FOR YOU TO DISCOVER MY PERSON
ONE CONTINUOUS MYSTERY
-Gustave Flaubert "Quidquid Volueris"
ASK FOR THEM, EVERYONE!
I AM NOT A WOMAN BUT A WORLD
FOR YOU TO DISCOVER MY PERSON
ONE CONTINUOUS MYSTERY
-Gustave Flaubert "Quidquid Volueris"
[[SDK is getting something other than the love from her mother!]]
I’ve dubbed it so I don’t talk too much about myself.
So be obedient and don’t argue.
17.6'LiberalCatholic...SomewhatOutrageously SarcasticUsually Angry RationalAt least 60% legs [and I measured!]CancerianI am human 100% of the time.
Don’t believe it and you’ve wasted your own time and you can kiss my naturally black a**.
This is I.
You see this figure ?!
I don’t work hard for it.
I eat pastries like there is no tomorrow.
x3
There are those few that I list and do not list. They are amazing and know who they are. I don’t think I have to use so many words to express this thought, but if I do let me know. I’d be glad to inform you of your level of amazingness or your present lack thereof.
Those rather important and notable character:
Sorri- He makes sure my pixilated a** is still in one pixilated piece. I make his job harder than it looks on a regular basis. <3
“I think therefore I’m dangerous”
People < The effort it takes for me to get up in the morning to deal with them.
My man toy > Your man toy
Cause, hell he’s with me.
Sex > Cybering
Porn in Reverse > Porn not in Reverse
Words Pictures > Hats
Dresses > Pants
Easier access is what I always say…
The Little Mermaid Alice in Wonderland > Any other Disney Movie
LOONEY TOONS = DISNEY CLASSICS!
17 < 4
I miss being 4… :C
Music Reading > Turn ‘n’ Learns
Nudity > Clothing
My space > Yourspace ha.
Food > No food.
4 inch pumps > Flats
And I adorn my closet in their hotness
My lameness > Your whiney emo-bitchiness
CHILDREN THAT GO AWAY > CHILDREN THAT DON’T GO AWAY
Moonflowers Narcissus Flower Lillies > Roses Daises Lavender
Purple Gold > The rest of the color spectrum
Ice Cream > You
TEA > You
PASTRIES! > You
Unless I deem it otherwise. Which I probably won’t.
Lewis Black > Dane Cook
AP Calculus > Drama
My body > Your body
Because it’s mine.
My sexuality shifts according to my mood.
M: Asexual.
Anger > Happiness
Happiness > Sadness
Sadness < Anger
Anger = Happiness
Just smile and go along with it.
You’ll understand eventually.
Curiosity has killed my cats. Hence Ernie:
This is Ernie
Bitches Ernie, Ernie, Bitches.
He’s beast and he owns!
Hermit crabs > Whatever you’ve got
“IF YOU CAN PAINT YOUR NAILS BLACK, I CAN PAINT MINE WHITE!”
I hate racism so much that I embrace and love it like a mother to a child.
I can get very jealous and be very vain.
I’ve been told I don’t have feelings, but that isn’t true.
I do have feelings, just not always for you.
[/uh oh! I’ve rhymed…>>]
I believe flaming is a waste of time. Seriously, it’s the internet, and myself included, people will take advantage of their being before a computer screen, far away from your crazy angry little [/or big ] a**
I’m incredibly shy. So I do make stuff up in my head, apply them to real life and expect people to understand, and then laugh out loud to myself. I do not however talk out loud to myself. That’s ******** crazy.
I’m too cool for drugs and apparently don’t make a very good whore.
I do suffer from p***s envy, only every other 28 days..
I’m awkward online. Until I get to know you better, so don’t expect for me to be the coolest thing since sliced bread. I’m better equipped in person.
I like to wander about my house naked or scantily clad. So please call before you come over. sweatdrop Penetration scares the s**t out of me, and I don’t ever think I will or will want to have sex, but I do however like the idea of it…I do have a boyfriend and he was 7 when I was still being breastfed x3 He makes me feel all inappropriate and stuff. And I do believe I don’t complain. I still have no idea as to why me…
I am the Goddess of Glow in the Dark Stars, and am a conceited little b***h. I can and will most likely use you. <3 Out of love of course! And I love languages and am a hopeless romantic. But I try not to let that cloud my better judgment when around others who depend on a level head. So I end up wearing my heart, under my sleeve.
I’m questing for a Long Drag and a Chyaku scarf. I think you ought to give them to me. Or donate. Either way, please me.
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE LOVE SONGS!
911- Wyclef Jean feat. Mary J. Blidge
Memory- Bon Jovi
Far Away- Nickleback
Mr. Radio- Chrissette Michele
Like A Star- Corrine Bailey Rae
Strawberry Wine- Deana Carter
Beauty and the Beast- Mrs. Potts
She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5
Brown Skin- India Arie
Dangerously in Love- Destiny’s Child
Hey You- Shakira
La Tortura- Shakira
Something- Shakira
Brass in Pocket-The Pretenders
I Will Always Love You- Whitney Houston
Shy that Way-Jason Mraz and Tristan Prettyman
Dangerously in Love-Destiny's Child
Straberry Wine-Deana Carter
Underneath it All- No Doubt
“But someday when you fail, they’ll put you on sale and sell you by the inch.”
Stuff that rather amuses me.
[[I lost all of my favorite quotes and such [cause my computer needs to be backhanded fourteen ways into last week] stare gonk !!! It makes me want to cry but I’m sure those whom I cherish and adore will provide me with new ones! gonk ]]
I have a habit of stealing stuff/hot linking, so I try to site my stuff so my right click on the mouse doesn’t feel bad.
-stolen from some chick. Apparently it’s an advert for paint. o.O
-both stolen from a friend of a friend.
Hell, I hope that wasn’t too much. neutral
Eh, you’ll live.
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