A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: slow down i'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: i love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile

girl: do i ever cross your mind? boy:no girl:do you like me? boy: not really girl:do you want me ? boy:no girl:would you crry if i left boy:no girl:would you live for me boy no girl:choose -- me or your life boy: my life girl runs away in shock and pain the boy runs after her and say's ... the reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind the reason why i dont like you is because i love you. the reason why i don't want you is because i need you . the reasony why i wouldnt cry if you left is because i would die if you left. the reason why i'm not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you . the reason i chhose my life is because you ARE my LifE!!

BOY: I love her more than the air i breath. GIRL: Well I'm always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL: What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her.BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her. BOY: She won't like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... She won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did. GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page. GUYS- If u are man enough you won't have a problem putting it in ur pag

Got the news on Friday morning But a tear I couldnt find You should me how I am supposed to live Now you should me how to die I was lost til Sunday morning I woke up to face my fear While writing you this good bye song I found a tear Im going to miss that smile Im going to miss you my friend Even though it hurts the way it ended up Id do it all again So play it sweet in heaven Cause thats right where you want to be Im not cryin cause I feel so sorry for you I am cryin for me I got up and dialed your number Your voice came on the line That old familiar message I have heard a thousand times It just said, sorry that I missed you Leave a message and god bless I know that you think I am crazy But I just had to hear your voice I guess Im going to miss that smile Im going to miss you my friend Even though it hurts the way it ended up Id do it all again So play it sweet in heaven Cause thats right where you want to be Im not cryin cause I feel so sorry for you I am cryin for me Oh So play your upsidedown, left handed Backward bass guitar Ill see you on the other side superstar Im going to miss that smile Im going to miss you my friend Even though it hurts the way it ended up Id do it all again So play it sweet in heaven Cause thats right where you want to be Im not cryin cause I feel so sorry for you I am cryin for me Im still cryin Im cryin for me Oh Im still cryin

tis is something my friend candy sent me

love is a game. it takes 2 ppl to play. if he was neva playin then the game was neva played. if he dont wanna play now then the games ova.

made it myself

when i saw u i fell in love. and u smiled becuz u knew

lets commit the perfect crime. ill steal ur heart and u steal mine

if nothing lasts 4eva then could u be my nothing

"Did you ever fall in love with someone, and knew they didn't care? Did you ever feel like crying, but knew it wouldn't get you anywhere? Did you ever look into their eyes and say a little prayer? Did you ever look into their heart and find that you weren't there? You'll cry out in misery and almost go insane 'cause there's nothing in this world that causes so much pain. .. If I could choose between love and death I think I'd rather die, love is great, but it hurts so much, the rate we pay is so high. So when I say "Don’t fall in love, you'll be hurt before its through" believe me, I should know, I fell in love with you"

"If I could be anything I would be a tear, so I could be born in your eye, live on your cheek and die on your lips"

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"i know u think im cute,i know u think im fine,but like the rest of the guyz..take a numba and wait in line"

Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me... ___________________________________________________ Copy and paste this if you cryed at this story..If you didn't cry, copy and paste it anyway

Girl: i love you Boy: Yeah I know, everyone loves me! -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend.​​​​.​​​​.​​ ​​why?​ - Girl: So when I say I love you I really meant it - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we got together and i love you more each and everyday - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7 month anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok Boy: I'll pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - girl Ok. -Girl: What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: bye * ​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​ ​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​*​​​​ 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. -Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​wait.​​​​.​​​​.​​ ​​let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they headed back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one -Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​ ​​and then they stopped - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold you - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Oh my God....(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses boy) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes! If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 minutes to repost this

Your best friends become your worst enemy. Your girl friend becomes a b***h. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Home work goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from girls were cooties? Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings, race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game, the only drug you knew was cough medicine. The only things that hurt you were skinned knees and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn't wait to grow up! -Aint this the truth- [:

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE Racism

you cant die from a broken heart, you only wish you could

im sueing disney for making every girl think she had a prince charming

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart: #1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!

you kno ur way to into twilight when u look at ur boyfriend and think. sparkle u fool sparkle

life is like a movie.-if ur sad= drama-if ur afraid= susspence-if ur angrey= action-when u look at the mirror=horror-now ur smiling= thats comedy.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching. Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior".

There's a fine line between true love and a conviction for stalking

I'm single by choice. Not my choice

If Einstein and Shaw couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.

When she walks away from you mad: [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth: [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you: [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you: [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet: [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you: [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away: [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst: [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying: [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking: [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared: [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder: [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat: [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you: [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time: [ Reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt: [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you: [ She really does more than you could even understand. ] When she grabs at your hands: [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you: [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret: [ Keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes: [ Don't look away until she does ] When she misses you: [ She's hurting inside ] When you break her heart: [ The pain never really goes away ] When she says its over: [ She still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this on her page its cuz: [ She wants YOU to read it ] When she tells you she loves you, [ Tell her you love her back]

its a beautiful day. now watch som idiot screw it up

my imaginary friend thinks u have serious problems.