A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle:
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me that you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
. . .
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break-failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me that you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
. . .
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break-failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
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Looks like this post is exactly 1 month late, but Happy Birthday.
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