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MOTHER, WIFE, STUDENT...
THESE THINGS I AM BUT THEY DON'T MAKE ME WHO I AM;
THAT COMES FROM ME.
LOVER OF ALL THINGS HUMOROUS (BEST BOARD GAME EVER IS CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY), KINDNESS, COMPASSION, PLAYFUL, LAZY,
BOOKWORM, VIDEO GAMER, TAKER OF WALKS, LOVER OF ANIMALS,
THESE THINGS DEFINE ME.
DR. ASHLEY L. LOCKNER, ARCHAEOLOGIST IS WHAT I WANT TO END UP ONE DAY.
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MY DAUGHTER ZOEY MARIE
SHE'S FIVE YEARS OLD NOW & IN KINDERGARTEN
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WickedWhim

Report | 05/29/2010 3:49 pm

WickedWhim

I suppose it all depends on who your mother is, yes? If she's smoking hot and open-minded, I'm sure some people would be all for it. After all, if the bible is correct, we're all technically brother and sister so it doesn't matter who you're knockin' boots with, it's incestuous. xD
suburbanscum

Report | 05/29/2010 8:31 am

suburbanscum

yeah but i would've done it but I think id rather save him from having a lions name his whole life :O lol
i asked after he was out if i needed stitches and she said yes D:
i thought i tore but the next day my sister told me she cut me :/
suburbanscum

Report | 05/28/2010 2:43 pm

suburbanscum

yeah i didn't know that she did it when she did so i didn't really have a choice :/
ahhh. I figured something like that is going to happen so I'm going to hold off on that for a very long time
Jalen Michael. It took a really long time to decide a name, before i got pregnant I always said I'd name my first child mufasa but naww smile haha
Count Entropy

Report | 05/28/2010 2:14 pm

Count Entropy

Gasp! does that mean i win?!
suburbanscum

Report | 05/28/2010 12:59 am

suburbanscum

I was induced so she broke my water sometime in there lol
the numbing hurt but then after that i didnt feel it go in :O
he was 7lbs and 10ounces razz i had to get a episiotomy and now i have stiches :/
but they dont bother me that much
oh and i forgot to say your little girl is beautiful biggrin


suburbanscum

Report | 05/27/2010 10:33 pm

suburbanscum

i had my laptop with me when the contractions werent too bad
and i went sunday night to be induced and they started me on pitocin at 9am monday morning
then around noon I went into active labor, got an epidural around 3:40
and at 4:36pm he was born after 20mins of pushing biggrin
epidural didnt even hurt getting it and it made it sooo much better smile
Count Entropy

Report | 05/26/2010 11:02 pm

Count Entropy

Pssh, being a zombie is were its at
Count Entropy

Report | 05/26/2010 10:53 pm

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Report | 05/26/2010 9:01 pm

Count Entropy

Cause m zmbie ;-; all that did was hurt
Count Entropy

Report | 05/26/2010 1:45 pm

Count Entropy

Ow ;-;

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