About
I'm Asian so I have slanted eyes.
I'm Chinese so I'm good at math.
I'm a basshead so I am deaf.
I'm a p***k so I can't get laid.
I have no children so I'm a swinger.
I'm in the Navy so I'm gay.
I work out so I'm a meathead.
I don't do drugs anymore so I'm boring.
I'm not outgoing so I'm lazy.
I'm living with my mother so I'm a basement dweller.
I'm American so I'm fat.
I'm young so I'm irrational.
My logic does not make sense so I think like the government.
I have weapons so I'm a ninja.
I'm born in China so I came on a banana boat.
I'm a atheist so I'll be a tree.
I pick playing with myself over going out with friends, so I'm a gamer.
I'm just an overall disturbing human being.
Journal
Read if you want to.
My personal experiences in the military, and oh so boring events in my life.
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