About

My name is Dylan, and I don't like people. I especially don't like people who listen to overrated music, people who revolve their lives around anime and feel the need to use a Japanese word in every sentence, people who like ninjas over pirates, people who are in denial about their weight, and people who say 'GTFO'. I think we can all agree with at least that last one.
I once fell down the stairs and woke up at the top. Twice.
I am so amazingly sexy that if I was to post any of my pictures, your screen would start vibrating in arousal and that might give you a seizure.
I'm the biggest f*****t out of anyone that I know. Really.
Tell me if you like the Pizzababy more, or Terry Tate.
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DON'T LOOK INSIDE!!!
DO NOT LOOK IN THE JOURNAL!!!!
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