YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TICKLE ME ELMO SAYS???
HE SAYS RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!
OH NO! YOU RAPED HIM! ANY WAY MY NAME IS KOOKY ALOT PEOPLE CALL MEH THAT BUT I DON'T GET IT???HUH I WONDER WHY THEY ALSO CALL MEH A DUMB BLONDE!!!WELL THEY ARE WRONG! I GET D 'S WHILE THEY GET STUPID A 'S! ANY WAY BACKTO MEH!I ONCE DATED A GUY LAST WEEK HE WAS BLIND...I WAS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS BUT HE GOT TO SEE WHO I REALLY WAS! THEN I THREW THE BALL THAT HIS SEEING EYE DOG WAS PLAYING WITH INTO A STREET AND HE HAPPENED TO BE HOLDING ONTO THE LEASH AND HE WENT IN WITH IT...GUESS WHAT HE DUMPED ME...SO MY LOOKS DIDN'T MATTER HE DUMPED FOR WHO I REALLY WAS INSIDE ISN'T THAT GREAT???I FEEL BETTER NOW!
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