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Bibbly Report | 10/16/2008 10:00 pm

Can we share?

Bibbly Report | 10/16/2008 9:53 pm

Oh my yes. Dripping even!

Bibbly Report | 10/16/2008 9:51 pm

heart
Awesome sauce drizzled allover my tossed salad.

Bibbly Report | 10/16/2008 9:46 pm

Can you please copy and paste that entire thing into a comment on my profile.
You + Username + Post = HILLARIOUS

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Bibbly Report | 10/16/2008 9:44 pm

Personally, my preferred method is with a coat hanger:

First we tear out their eyes, then stab them repeatedly with a coat hanger. Afterwards you must rape the body while removing the intestines.

However, partial abortion is a close second. Just drill a powerdrill through the mom and straight through the kids brain. Instant brain damage ftw! Now you either have a dead baby, or one that's seriously mentally disabled that you can poke fun at for the rest of it's sad existance. As a bonus, you can make it do chores and s**t and it won't even have the brain capacity to complain!

Anyway, this post is to discuss how you like to kill children. So uh, discuss! lol

Atypical Egg Report | 10/15/2008 7:54 am

It's okay. I'm proud that you found a user name that's so uniquely horrifying.

Atypical Egg Report | 10/14/2008 4:35 pm

When I first saw your user name, I made a face much like this: D:<

Pancake nipples + a drizzling of overly sweet goo = revolting.

Axiom Unchanged Report | 10/07/2008 2:20 pm

Friend the cute boy with ice-blue hair. Do it.

Smoorfi Report | 10/07/2008 2:09 pm

Oh hey sexy,

Just thought I'd drop you a line and tell you about my sweet workout plan.
I'm gonna do sets of 6 curls, and then go on the bikes with gorillas mauling the s**t out of my back.
After a relaxing swim in the salt-water pool (sharks included), I'm going to pop some steroids and then do some more curls.
Yeah, my biceps should get pretty huge, you'll have to see them sometime, hottie.

So, you busy tomorrow? wink