Swift Machine

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Last Login: 09/04/2015 9:31 am

Registered: 08/18/2007

Gender: Female

Location: Oulu, Finland

Birthday: 07/10/1985

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This is tuesday!


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Name: (Lord/Auntie/Queen/Moroness) Tiistai/Tii-Tii/Tuesday

Age: Dalai Lama, Mother Theresa, Dinosaurs (...22)

Gender: Female, boobs and all.

Location: Finland. Oulu, I even support our local hockey team...

What I do: I work the nightshift at the local newspaper. I cuddle my cat who's called Goblin and is the most awesomest, cutest, fattest, overeatingmachine there is. I draw, most of the time time when I'm not working, if I'm not drawing I'm either RP:ing or hanging about town. I have my body mods and tattoos done in House of Pain (support them or die). I listen to music. Always.

I like: Videogames, period. Nowadays I've been sucked in by MGS, Halo and Gears Of War. Mostly I play horror games, and I worship Silent Hill. James' Disco Inferno makes me roar. Comic books are also a part of my way of life. Tank Girl, Air Gear and Hellsing; love them. I also collect movies, mostly horror and british comedies like Shaun of the Dead, Black Adder and Black Books. If you haven't seen Black Books, you're missing out on life! heart

Annoyances: Illiteracy, how much effort can it actually be to use proper grammar/any grammar? I hate being able to write better in someone else's native language than they can themselves. Buggering. So please, if I'm meeting you for the first time do use some form of writing that I can actually read. I'm a non-native speaker so sometimes stuff might go over my head. Just a suggestion, I won't shoot anyone if they're allergic to grammar. Casual form is not bad grammar, it's just a way of expressison. Summing this rant up, it amounts to one thing I beg of people around me, use vowels. I typo, I'm only human. -_-

Secret: I am deathly afraid of earthworms.

Warnings: I love showing my affection to people, and I like giving virtual and actual hugs. I can be overly excitable and nerdy to the point of possibly getting retarded. I know what sarcasm is and I use it in moderation. I drink Pepsi, it's non-negotiable.
Sometimes I'm emo. I do DDR. (And told to add here that is a harcore yaoi ämmä. <.< wink Most of all I am made of win... And laziness, but mostly win.

Team: Two dogs and one incredibly fat cat. Who all drive me mad.

Quote:"Whell..."

Feed my EMO!

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Clicky the pic to enter my shop. :3

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spartan#577 Report | 07/10/2010 10:47 am
spartan#577
Happy B-day
truwolf316 Report | 07/07/2010 12:37 am
truwolf316
Swiftyyy~ ! *snuggle* whee heart
skimlatte Report | 10/31/2009 5:24 am
skimlatte
FOLLOW THE B.O.O b***h biggrin

Followed. Follow back? Sorry for the nuisance.
Hopeasusi84 Report | 07/20/2009 3:14 am
Hopeasusi84
I just went to take a peek peek... Your poor little shiny shop not so shiny anymoar... sad Oh well, life ends, children are born and gayness continues.
And yes, this was a random comment.
*putters off*
Trash MacTire Report | 02/02/2009 1:53 am
Trash MacTire
Oh noes! Nekkid!

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Hopeasusi84 Report | 01/22/2009 7:08 am
Hopeasusi84
Ta-Daa!

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Trash MacTire Report | 01/22/2009 5:48 am
Trash MacTire
Trashie not knoes... User Image

Trashie misses p***s humpy-dumpy.

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Trash MacTire Report | 01/22/2009 5:40 am
Trash MacTire
U has noe pen0r!

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Trash MacTire Report | 01/22/2009 5:38 am
Trash MacTire
I want a leg to hump!

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*humps u*
w1nt3r Report | 01/09/2009 3:20 am
w1nt3r
hi nice ava and profile
 

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