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Hello. My name is Herbert Ernie Lice. Call me Herbie. My interest range from obsessing over my idol, Elmoo. Most people do not realize that by Elmoo, I mean Elmo. I use Elmoo as a pet name.Do not correct me, for it is strictly forbidden. If you must revere me in some way, I prefer you do so by acknowledging my rather awesome good looks. I know you agree. Everyone does.
I am not one of those arrogant and extremely stuffy persons whom have excellent spelling skills and that you wish would die a horrible death- I hate those people. I am 125% better than them on all levels.
Now that I have told you about myself, I must close by requesting that you don't tell me a thing about yourself- I do not care.
HEROES: Elmo, My father Earnest Artie Lice, Salesmen, Elmo, all American Presidents, My boss of Nice Socks, Hermione Granger, myself, Elmo, my girlfriend who tells me that I am dashing. Elmo.
ENEMIES: People who hate Elmo. Harry Potter- he thinks he's so hot! Well, he's not. I'm hotter. -.- Professor- ever seen the way he looks at himself in a mirror? He thinks he's hot when he's not. Frodo Baggins- grow a brain. Critics who like to judge others. Tarzan- take a bath. Arnold (You know who I'm talking about!) People who think they can correct me. The annoying person who insists to serve me my food at the restaurant when I can clearly get it myself. People who leave more than a 7% tip.
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Your Profile is Amazing!!! lol