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Report | 11/27/2008 7:27 am

Glitter96

knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......























































































































































































































she called me to get my phone number.























































































































































































































she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said























































































































































































































"concentrate."























































































































































































































she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.























































































































































































































she tried to put M&amp;M's in alphabetical order.























































































































































































































she sent me a fax with a stamp on it























































































































































































































she tried to drown a fish.























































































































































































































she thought a quarterback was a refund























































































































































































































she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.























































































































































































































she tripped over a cordless phone























































































































































































































she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept























































































































































































































she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.























































































































































































































she studied for a blood test.























































































































































































































she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats























































































































































































































when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,























































































































































































































she moved.























































































































































































































when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice























































































































































































































instead.























































































































































































































when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said























































































































































































































*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you























































































































































































































*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out

Report | 08/24/2008 7:25 am

MizTrini1993

hi u look like a really sweet person r u latina and how old r u

Report | 08/21/2008 7:52 pm

la fleur des anges

hey. how are you?
i'm just wondering if you could care to take part in my raffle/bumping contest.
[ http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lotto-money-games/100k-raffle-bonus-contest/t.43010203/ ]
thank you so much.