Son of a Jotun
I'm baaaack!It doesn't take a lot to please me, simply:
•Don't be an idiot
•Don't be an a*****e
•Don't be a closed-minded idiot
•Don't annoy me
•Don't be a n00b
•Don't Cyber on Gaia
•Don't attract ***** with your retarded "sleepover" and "slave" So-called RPs
•Don't Post Stupid useless crap
•and Don't Waste my time
See? Not a lot at all!
Let's learn about the Jotun:
His real name is Jormungander.
In case you were wondering that is a Norse Mythology joke.
Har.
It's really Kale.
Yes, that's it, just Kale.
Dammit.
Oh, and Kale is a Peta brat. Meaning his mommy is an animal rights activist. He has ruined fur coats before and will do it to yours!
Just forgot to add that before. Yeah.
He protests the circus, avoids KFC and shuns your animal racing and beating up. Shame, shame!
Kale likes:
Long walks on the beach, pornography and laughing at fat people.
Aww, that was mean.
I apologize to the fat Olsen twin for that one.
He Really Likes:
Role Playing (In and out of bed of course)
Anime
Manga
Technology
Music (only good music)
Movies with so much action it leaks out of the DVD player
Video Games that have guns in them
TV shows that have guns in them
Pornos that have guns in them? Why not?
Youtube
Gaia
American Food, because anything else is for communists
Yes Ma'am.
I think that's about it, but in case you are interested, I read and/or watch these anime/manga:
Desert Punk
D.Gray Man
Akumetsu
Bleach
Blood
Samurai Deeper Kyo
Akira
Full Metal Alchemist (because I hate Nazis too =D)
Case Closed
Zombie Powder
Peace Maker Kurogane
Elemental Gelade
Get Backers
Saiyuki
And my favorite movies are:
There Will be Blood
Hellboy 1 2
Iron Man
The Dark Knight
and
True Lies
PM me for more details.
Side effects of the Jotun may include being extremely overwhelmed by such a level of awesome, getting dizzy and falling down the stairs, however, Kale corp assumes no responsibility for such an injury because it is not the Jotun's fault that you are an idiot.
Plus he warned you.
I LOVE ARRIETH.
And together we love Norse Mythology
Peace.
Things My Worshippers Have To Say
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JUST KIDDING, ESPIONAGE!!
-dramatic look wearing a beret and a crazy, moustache-less beard-
WAT A SLUUUTT
WHO'S THIS KALE AND WHY'S HE ALL IN MY s**t?!
NAWW JKJK
I love you and the beach.
Nah, I love you, buddy.
GO DO SOMETHING EIGHTEENLY.