ATTENTION. I am well aware of the Mini-Skirt Clause. It has not been decided upon at this time. Please leave your questions regarding the issue to Colonel Mustang. Thank you.
I am First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye of the Amestris Army. I am Colonel Roy Mustang's second in command as well as his personal bodyguard and assistant,
considering he'd never get any work done without me. I swear, that man is so.... I am a firearms specialist and a sniper, considered one of the best in the army. I have a dog named Black Hayate, and he is
very well-trained.
No, I will not date you.
No, I do not support the mini-skirt movement.
No, you cannot spam me with pictures of Elysia. -COUGH- HUGHES...;
And don't even thinking about hanging a mistle toe up in the office. -COUGH- ROY...;
Yes, I know he's just MENACING. You'd be surprised. 
He is menacing too. And it's not because of his useless-when-it-rains Flame Alchemy. >o>; I see no purpose in continuing this further, for I have business to attend to. If you have a question or would like to know more, please see me during my office hours. They are posted on the door. Thank you.
(( I apologize before hand if I come off as stoic. I'm assuming that we're speaking in character unless you use some kind of brackets. B)
I can't believe I have to write this, but additionally...if you were wanting to RP...
I only do cannon. :U Like seriously. Roy isn't gay, Edward isn't gay, um let's see..HUGHES ISN'T GAY. Jesus Christ. The most disturbing- Edward and Alphonse are NOT having an incestual relationship. BUT HEY, I GUESS TELLING YOUR BRO "ILU" AUTOMATICALLY MEANS IN A SEXUAL WAY? gonk
Not hating on yaoi-lovers, but it has to make common sense, and we can safely and thoroughly conclude that those mentioned are NOT. In fact, I'll go further.
YES
+ Edward x Winry. (EDWIN)
+ Roy x Riza (ROYAI)
+ Hughes x HIS WIFE. (THE HUGHES FAMILY? LOL)
And others I like are..
+ Al x Mei
+ Havoc x anyone - Gotta love Havoc. That poor b*****d. c:
+ Ling x Ranfan
+ Cannon + Cannon
So what? I'm old-fashioned. Anyway, OC rp's can be enjoyable too, as long as they aren't super godly and make sense, right? c: -END RANT HERE-
Yes, I am a b***h. Suck it. )) 
((By the way guys, if you want to be friends, let's talk some first okay? c: I think it's a lot better than just randomly adding 50 people I don't know. Thanks.)) 
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