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Lil Joanna27_England Report | 06/22/2009 2:01 pm

If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2009, IT WILL BE PLACED IN





THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!











The Kiss











1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you





2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends





3. Kiss on the neck = I want you





4. Kiss on the lips = I love you





5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing





6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away





7. Look in your eyes = kiss me





8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you





9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go











The Three Steps











1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.





2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.





3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.











The Commandments











1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.





2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.





3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.











Here are a few reasons why guys like girls











1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo





2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.





3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an





hour later....





4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them





5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'





6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...





7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry





8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly





9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt





10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't





admit it)!





11. The way they say 'I miss you'





12. The way you miss them





13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't





hurt her anymore.....

















This chain started in 1997.











It is a love chain letter.











In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look





into chat rooms and find them.





Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.











Nowhere comes the fun part.





You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person





will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'





NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES





If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future





relationships.





If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!











Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be





sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU





MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........











REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT





COME TRUE!





PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!











*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO





YOU











*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR





LOVE LIFE.





IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE





BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE 

heavy-fckin-metal loser Report | 05/11/2009 12:35 pm

hey hey hows you razz

109 cutie 109 Report | 08/21/2008 2:34 pm

hey so hows it going

Lil Joanna27_England Report | 08/04/2008 6:38 am

hey did u get anything like this recently"Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3 Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight

Lolita-Goth-545 Report | 07/30/2008 5:45 am

lalala you are hungry

Lil Joanna27_England Report | 07/13/2008 10:28 am

hi READ THIS WHOLE THING. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 225 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be SRRY

islandidiot Report | 06/29/2008 9:25 pm

hello satan, just stopin by to see y u want to be my friend since ur in my "waitng on you." thing...and so far i lik ur weezer pork and beens, i heard it on there website and its awsome...yes u rock and let no one tell u different!!

ChycOx25 Report | 06/22/2008 6:11 am

This post was removed because it appeared to be spam / chain mail.

mercyrie Report | 06/12/2008 4:55 am

You are Satan?

..Damn, all my religion studies for NOTHING!

I should go tell some scholars about this.

Lolita-Goth-545 Report | 06/10/2008 12:31 pm

RICHI,

Meet me somewhere,
or ill cry