Welcome to Gaia! :: Gaia :: Profile Comments

Comments

• [view profile]

Viewing 1 through 20 of 86 comments

Report | 03/19/2011 1:06 pm

ButterflyCity

^_^ hi there.

Report | 03/15/2011 1:16 pm

Natsuraiki

^^ yeah...I have to do so much lately...=/
So how are you? ^.~

Report | 03/13/2011 11:59 am

TheSmolPanda

How did you hear about that? We should chill. I'm in Ohio right now. biggrin

Report | 11/05/2010 7:54 am

oliolioxenphree

hey!
it's been too long!
what's your msn?

Report | 09/30/2010 4:50 pm

UaloHekeaKua

Heya buddy, member me? I was the one who you donated the bundle to in jigsaw. biggrin How's it goin?

Report | 07/15/2010 5:49 am

lovehatebreed

im alright just been a little sad lately, my boy friend and i are fighting a lot.

Report | 11/05/2009 7:17 am

airbearbanditkiller

thank you for buying from my shop

Report | 09/20/2009 4:19 pm

Jedi Knight26

Thanks.

Report | 09/14/2009 6:24 am

sweetzgabby

wow!!! wat is it??

Report | 08/25/2009 10:18 am

Tashi_rox_sox

we havent talked in a while and i wanted to show u sumthing
tell me if it makes u laugh

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
(I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only...
(Ummm yeeeaaah... isn't military also human)

Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Report | 06/08/2009 2:43 am

sweetzgabby

so long u never been online? =(

Report | 03/26/2009 7:52 am

sweetzgabby

u got msn?

Report | 03/26/2009 6:46 am

sweetzgabby

zomg, anchor bug at null chamber now pls

Report | 03/26/2009 6:27 am

sweetzgabby

hi hun!!!

Report | 03/23/2009 7:07 am

sweetzgabby

u play zomg now? if u play im at clutch(server) null chamber

Report | 03/23/2009 7:05 am

Kiwi2515

are u still there

Report | 03/22/2009 6:15 am

monBijoux

sure sure.
you can pm them to me if you want.
btw. i bid on your letter already.

Report | 03/22/2009 6:12 am

monBijoux

haha really?? tsk3. you are one generous guy.
i'll bid at it right now. :]
ty!

Report | 03/22/2009 6:10 am

monBijoux

sure sure. :]
tell me if you're willing to sell the letter for the price i offered.
ttfn.

Report | 03/22/2009 6:08 am

monBijoux

thank you. :]

• Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next