About
First a few thanks
To My friend Emma or maes_hughes_4ever for 500 gold
To my Friend Desi 0r Last_Kiss_of_Darkness for 3000 gold!
Hi peoples, It's me Goat! That is my nickname and if you don't like it you can bury your nose in sand and fruit juice. Muwuhahahaha. I am random and no one can stop the randomness. The moose on steroids rules all and I am the Mighty Goat Lord of DOOM!!! Bow down to my might so I may suckle your honey!!! My power is unmatched and I will be forever eternal. If you cross my might I shall send you into a place with fuzzy cute animals and dancing fairys and butterflies. It will be your end and you shall writhe in pain!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Now that you have gotten to know my wrath I expect you to do my biddings and keep a smiling face about it. I hope this has not changed your view on me b/c I will have to be forced to smack you across the face with a piglet named Herman and he hurts the worst of them. I have power over all and you will listen to me or I will do many things to you that are so unspeakable that you will never know how I did them. (insert evil laughter here)
My love for anime and harry Potter is unmatched if you were to even try to think about taking on my knowledge i would be forced to place you into a small container of foul liquids that are produced by several wild moose and a duck. So do not think of what you could do for i am master for whom you bow to. Make your donations of gold to me and if I am satisfied i shall reward you with a your name on a list of do gooders and those who i cannot punish. But be quick becuase my temper runs high and i need the bathroom.
Ahh! Now relief has returned to your supreme master I shall make one last rant before I depart. I love pickles and there is nothing you can do about. If you are to comment on my big bad profile by saying you offer me pickles I shall be content and not do harm to you for one week. If you do not respond with more I shall throw you into a thorn bush filled with ravinous mice. You will be tickled and scratched till you are nothing. You have been warned.
Okay, I love you! Bye bye.
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