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Oi, oi! What's an idiot like you doing in a place like this, eh? Pfft. You know, it's not a very good idea just to walk into somebody's profile and read it like it's some newspaper. Hmn? 'That's what it's for', you say? Heh, I'd think twice if you want to keep your neck attached to your shoulders~

Anyway, so you wanna know about little old me, do you? Hm, fine then. But I'd like to inform you that there's not much to like about somebody such as myself. -Grin- Very well, I guess it won't hurt. I bet you're simply dying to learn about me, and how I'm better than you in every way.


- To start things off with, I'm what you humans call a "homunculus". Wait... You don't know what a homunculus is, do you? Holy... Hell. You're even less intelligent than I expected. Ah well, let me enlighten you a bit.

*Sigh* "The concept of a homunculus (Sometimes spelled "homonculus," plural "homunculi") is often used to illustrate the functioning of a system. In the scientific sense of an unknowable prime actor, it can be viewed as an entity or agent."

... Or so reads The Oxford Companion to the Mind, second edition. Oh, you wanted to know how we're created? Heh, that's something I'll leave for you to discover. Why not go pick up an alchemy book and start dabbling in some forbidden taboo? I'm sure you'll get an answer that way. -Smirk-



-Another thing you should know about wonderful, wonderful me, is that I can beat the living s**t out of you and I will beat the living s**t out of you if you rub me the wrong way. Get it? Got it? Good. If you don't want to be on my very long list of people who I 'dislike' with a passion, you'll make sure to refrain from any of the following;

  • Don't send me a friend request if we haven't met.
    I'll ignore it.
  • Do not send me a friend request if I don't know you.
    I might fail to take notice of it.
  • Avoid sending me a friend request if I have no idea who you are.
    It will not make me very happy.
  • Did I mention not to send me any friend requests?
    Because I'm sure as hell getting WAY too many of them. Why even waste your time? If I don't know you, I don't like you. It's as simple as that. Anybody strangers who send me a friend request go on my ignored list. I refuse to waste any of my time to tend to your desires. If I want to be your 'friend', you'll be the first to know. Trust me.
  • If you don't like me,
    keep your ill thoughts to yourself or get your tongue ripped out. Although I simply love hearing how you all "H8 MIe 4 KIiIN MAZE HUgHEz", it's getting rather dull. If you're going to message me with your insults, at least make them somewhat creative.
  • If you're going to message me, have a good reason.
    While it's a hobby of mine to go around, randomly verbally attacking people who catch my eye, doesn't give you the right to do it to me. Why? Because I'm smarter than you. That's why. Haven't we already discussed this matter? Nyeh, moving on... I'll ignore all useless messages, along with the imbecile who went and sent it. End of story.
  • I kill fan girls.
    Yes, I know that I'm irresistibly attractive and I have an amazing magnetism, but please, keep your compliments deluded to a minimum level. After hearing "OMgEE!1!! uR sOoooOOo HOTTT1!!" about a thousands times, it looses its luster, understand what I'm saying?
  • No, I won't be your boyfriend.
    Why would I even consider the mere idea of having a romantic relationship with a human? Let alone an alchemist? Nope, sorry. Same goes for those of you who claim to be homunculi. Besides, I'm willing to bet that if anyone 'hits on me', that a certain person that I know might get pretty bent out of shape. -Chuckle-




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    Edward_Fullmetal_Shrimp-

    Report | 09/16/2007 11:57 am

    Edward_Fullmetal_Shrimp-

    Nice Envy Avi. I'm 2 poor to afford all the stuff. Could ya help out a fellow Envy?
    Otaru Sushi

    Report | 11/28/2006 3:47 pm

    Otaru Sushi

    Tchya! I totally know you >>

    I haven't talked to you in like a bazillion years! ;-;

    I'm the FMA fan that could spell, remember? xDDD
    Anywho, I hope you're doing alright!

    Toodles, luff :3
    XOsakaX

    Report | 11/26/2006 11:14 am

    XOsakaX

    Cool profile O.o I remember talking a long while back
    Probably don't remember me, neyh~ razz
    Well, too bad for you cause Im totally awesome.
    Pride The Greatest Sin

    Report | 11/18/2006 1:19 pm

    Pride The Greatest Sin

    you have an awesome profile
    xX_Kuroko_Xx

    Report | 11/04/2006 11:36 am

    xX_Kuroko_Xx

    I've changed my mind. I don't want to marry you any more. =x Owned. Revenge is mine!
    Fox Chick48572

    Report | 09/23/2006 8:28 pm

    Fox Chick48572

    I love he is my favorite sin.
    Uchiha Alexi

    Report | 08/18/2006 3:01 pm

    Uchiha Alexi

    sorry about that random friend request.it was an accident.
    PrincessAi_160

    Report | 08/11/2006 8:40 pm

    PrincessAi_160

    I so love your profile!!! heart It is absolutely amazing and I love Envy a lot!
    youngnozomi

    Report | 07/28/2006 12:49 pm

    youngnozomi

    I know how to make Envy angry...YUOR DADDY IS HOHEMHEIM!!! *runs away* Ja'ne!
    SinOfEnvy

    Report | 07/18/2006 10:27 pm

    SinOfEnvy

    ((Your profile is, once again, the secks. I must say, I am extremely envious of your skills with CSS. *sigh*))

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    I'd give my heart,
    Give my soul.
    I'd turn it back, It's my fault.
    Your destiny is forlorn,
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