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Birthday: 04/18


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My name is David im 6'4 or 6'5 some were around there. ummmmmm not much to know ....... don't do much......... play cod......cod is mostly all music but i cant stand country dont get the point of some hillbilly siinging stick with milking cows. i like dubstep as you can see.if u dont like dubstep thats nice keep it to yourself. hmmm registered couch potato. getting sick of google crome trying to correct my sh*tty spelling mistakes -.- ....... i go to school for culinary.can make some mean toast.....if its not burnt.

Donations....i do donate but there are conditions to me donating pm me anytime and ask.....

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SOOOOOOOO 124 mill anyone wanna help

a sweet but sad story:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you, now slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile!!!

you say jonas bro.'s---i say hollywood undead

you say pink---i say pink flyod

you say miley cirus---i say ac-dc

you say any other faggy band---i start to stab you...

so stop being a fag and listen to good music

( ';')
(> )> █ i was like, totally gonna give u this chocolate bar....

..(o_o )
█<( < but then i was like...

(>█< im sooo hungry!!!

(>█ < then i like ated it...........


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obeeyyy__ Report | 08/13/2012 4:26 pm
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
copy this to 10 profiles so you can get 10,000,000g it works im rich!!
l Damn it carls l Report | 03/23/2012 7:00 pm
l Damn it carls l
uhh dude im not jealous you jealous because i can get ladies but u cant
seratanaka Report | 02/29/2012 8:24 pm
again, no it's not a picture of me. I already told you it wasn't
seratanaka Report | 02/29/2012 8:15 pm
that pic of the guy in the cowboy hat is a famous Country Rock singer named Trace Adkins
so no it's not a pic of me.
Shwomp Report | 02/23/2012 5:26 pm
at lest your avi got sexyer
Shwomp Report | 02/23/2012 5:24 pm
towns workin?
Shwomp Report | 02/23/2012 5:21 pm
join me in rally maybe ?'s;rally-map_3&xpos=504&ypos=491
Shwomp Report | 02/23/2012 5:18 pm
wow hey there sexy
Shwomp Report | 02/23/2012 5:14 pm
i am nobodys b*tch
kmfa Report | 02/23/2012 5:04 pm
Uhm Hmm... I was The Girl Who was Laughing My ass Offf When U Were Fighting With The "R




aww man see what i did

i think its staring at me >_>

My twin buddies


Awww man there is something wrong with my cell phone {what is it} your number isnt in it =[]

If i recived a nickle everytime i saw some 1 as sexy as you i would have 5 cents

My love for you is like diarrhea .. i just cant hold it in

Did you fart because you blew me away

Was your dad a baker?because u got a nice set of buns

Did the sun just come up..or did you just smile at me

Do you belive in love at first sight...or should i walk by again.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night around dec. Dont worry. I told Santa i wanted you for Christmas.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because your looking magically delicious

Do I Know you ?? you look like my next girlfriend

would you sleep with a stranger?[no]Then hi my name is

If i had a garden i would put your tulips and my tulips together

Heres 10$ drink untill i look good then come and talk to me

Would you like to come with me to breakfast tommorow {yes} should i call you or nudge you

my most used pick up lines

I feel loved

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My doggeh

dunanana duna dun BATMAN

help me get this item and you will be my friend foreverHELP ME GET NINJA HEAD BAND