About
Name: Shane, Iron Man, Captain Powerslam, The Guy with the Commie Hat, Spook, Shastur
Age: 22
Gender: Super-male
Nationality: Canadian (of Scottish/Irish descent)
Occupation: Slacker extraordinary, Role Player, Iron man
Martial Status: Blazingly Single. (Kafoom!)
Traits: Relaxed, Calm, Kind, Protective, Hungry
Hobbies: Hobbies? What aren't my hobbies. NOTHING! I am hobbied by nothing!
Bands: Rhapsody, Nightwish, Enya, E Nomine, Vigilante, Great Big Sea, Nintendo Themes, Super Smash Brothers Orchestra, Trans-Siberian Orchestra
AIM: Shizuku No Tanin
MSN: shizukutonderui@hotmail.com
Email: shaneamckay@gmail.com
I am the leader of the cult, er, religion the Church of Pieus. We will rule this strange world you call Gaia. The God Pieus comes to you with delicious goodness and beautiful pastries. He means you no harm, only wishes that you praise him and worship his sticky buns. You may not believe it, but you worship Pieus all the time. For every sweet bun you eat, every bread slice you ingest, you worship him.
Pieus has provided us with a glorious church, and you may find his house of God at 9 Barton 003928. There everything will be explained. You will see Saint Da-nish, our previous leader High Priest, immortalized in his battle armour.
We have Patron Pastries in our church, the first of course being Strudle, strong and delicious. Then comes Cruller, Donut, Cake, Cinnamon Twists and Buns, Sticky Buns, Eclairs, Long Johns, Jelly Filled Tidbits, and so on. Come to the church of Pieus, bask in his glory, and bow down to your Head Priest Shizuku Tonderui and his High Invoker of the Masses Rigga Mortis.
We seek one day to have a cake and a platter of pastries in every home, delicious goods for the heathens in order to spread the word of Pieus to all. We warn everyone to be wary of Quiche, the Betrayer of Pieus. For a small pie tin Quiche gave away the hiding place of Pieus, and he was executed by the jealous candle makers. Quiche then hid with Carrot Cake, the only one to stay true with Quiche.
Beware as well for Salahd, the tormentor of our people. He will make you believe he tastes good, and that he is fattening, but he is a liar. Do not be tempted by his promises of sauces and vegetables, remember that icing comes in multiple flavours and can be shaped into anything.
Don't make us come house to house recruiting you, unlike thos Mormons and Scientologists we aren't nice about it at all. We will throw things at you, and denounce you as a heretic in the name of Pieus.
We are recruiting all the time, and who knows, you too may be blessed like the High Invoker and High Priest that Pieus will grant you a shadow spirit to protect you. Be warned for the High Priest and High Invoker do not like to be approached or touched.
Thank you for taking the time to listen to us and our pleas. If you are interested, come to our church or speak to a representative of the Church of Pieus.
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They call me SJT, Shizuku Jeruith Tonderui. Over the past six years or so Shane here has been dillegently hammering me out. I've gone over five name changes, and six appearance changes. Now he's looking for an artist, a good artist, who wants to help him create a comic. We're not talking sprites, we're talking B&W line/sketch art. He's creating a story line, one that will span many years hopefully and many great times. He's willing to work on Vent and Teamspeak, talking live to the artist to get the final ideas out on paper.
So won't you help Shane and Me, Shizuku, to help get my story out.
Crimson Moons.
The only saga you'll want to read involving vampires, priests, Gods, Magic, Elves, Drow, Dragons, Fae, Shape shifters, Demonic Creatures, Banter, and many more things.
Crimson Moons, the only ones you'll want to see.
Thank you, and may the Pantheon be with you.
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