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Last Login: 07/30/2011 9:03 am
Registered: 07/07/2004
Gender: Female
Location: Eugene, OR
"Dear diary, still stuck on this bloody island. Today, I swallowed a bug"
"Mm. I have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. Of course, I don't wake up screaming."
"I heard you shout. I heard you shout Jack. I'm Charlie by the way."
"I'm fine. Charlie's fine by the way."
"This is the best bloody peanut butter I've evr tasted"
"You just need to calm down! We need to time the contractions. One sugar plum fairy. Two sugar plum fairies."
"Oh, you two have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for you both."
"You All Everybody"
"The French, The French, I've never been so happy to hear the French"
"You looking at my bum? "
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. My last confession was two weeks ago. Last night, I had... physical relations witha girl I didn't even know. Then, directly after I had... relations with a different woman. Then I watched... as... they... had... physical relations with... each other.
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"Dear diary, still stuck on the bloody island.."
Charlie & Claire 4 Ever! XD
I saved and I post (which is what you need to do if you want gold) and I went to charity threads and I held avvie contests and I made friends with people who enjoy donating. From all of that I pprobably got 50k.
With which I bought a mochi, coco, fox tail, fox ears, butterfly mantilla, angelbow, new hair, and random clothes.