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This is Severus Snape.
I'm sure you all thought I was dead, but I'll inform you now that I was simply taking a relaxing vacation to Hawaii.
And so I return to you, Gaia, to do all of the things that a powerful wizard should be doing.
Good Day.
P.S. Potter, if you even think about sending me spam, I'll give you detentions for two months, and I'll be sure to take 8,000 points from Griffindor.
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The Life and Times of Severus Snape
I really shouldn't be letting you read this...
Ugh...I might as well.
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