


Well for one thing, hockey is my sport man. It's my life. It's what I do. You've ever seen a goalie who kicks serious a**? That's me. I don't get into the action, that's why I beat up a player on the other team after the game. If they are in my crease that is. It's that simple. They gotta stay out of my crease. Or they'll suffer... Die... Oh well. They both work.

Another thing I like to do? Oh well that's pretty obvious. Sk8 boarding is another thing I love. Yeah, totally different sports, but man, this one has it's thrills too. Just watching the people out on the street made me want to start, so I devoted another part of my life to it. I'm learning a few tricks, and I'm gonna learn even more once I get it down. Hockey is in my blood, but I'm trying to make more room for this one.

Yeah I know... More sports huh? I mean, how much talent can one guy get? Lacrosse is another part of my social life. NWLC 4 life. Well at least for now. Lacrosse is a fun sport, but a lot of assholes and pain get involved. Yeah the guys who play can be real jerks, and being I'm not the tallest guys around, I get knocked around more than I score. Heck, I think I'd make a better ball.

Now here's a new thing I got into. Enough with the sports, and back to the rocking! I just started playing guitar. Not just the "guitar". It's the real deal electric guitar! Yeah that's right. Even though I just started, I can do hammer-ons, power chords, and all of that s**t.
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Luke: Hey Kids! Can you guess my question?
Kids: WHAT?
Luke: Can any of you guess MY favorite drink?
Kid: Is it V8 juice Mr. Lucas?
Lucas: Shut the ******** up! Hell no!
(grabs kid and throws him out of the theater)
Luke: Can ANY of you dipshits figure out my favorite drink?
Kid: Is it a Monster drink Mr. Lucas?
Luke: Hell yeah! Because Monster is the best s**t there is! It even gives you wings children!
Kid: Isn't that Red Bull Mr. Lucas?
Luke: Shut the ******** up!
(throws him off the building)
Have a nice day children!
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PS I don't like ur 6th grade gf