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Don't let's start, this is the worst part.

Oh hi, I didn't see you there.
I'm Rick.

I was born on a cold night in the south.
I was raised by video games and bad TV.
I grew up as a giant in an island of tiny people.
I have a kangaroo scrotum, for some reason.

I'm an old man now,
But I'll ********' cut a b***h.

I like all kinds of music (that doesn't play on the radio)
Movies and cartoons (I'm not picky)
And boobs (even less picky)

I like books, but you wouldn't remember what those are.

Some days I'm a musician
Some days I'm an artist
Some days I'm a writer
Most days I just make that s**t up.

Back in my day, we didn't have any of these internets
So I hide here so the people who know me can't find me.


I don't really know where to start, so I'll begin here.

Butts.

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Jimmy 2.0 : Deathjournal

This is a journal. It has things I deem alright for you to know in it.


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Tueng

Report | 02/11/2017 7:56 pm

Tueng

Hey hey heeeeyyy scream
Le Pepe

Report | 02/04/2016 6:18 pm

Le Pepe

scream
HEY YOU GOT ANY BEEF?!

(Tee-hee. Sup?)
shaynrawr

Report | 01/17/2016 9:27 pm

shaynrawr

Hey logging on for my first time in months but since I'm not posting in cb i figure I should drop you a line to let you know I haven't forgotten about you! heart
witzelsucht

Report | 05/19/2015 7:36 pm

witzelsucht

ur welcome c:
i'm using you for achievements rn
you're gonna hate me in a minute
witzelsucht

Report | 05/19/2015 7:25 pm

witzelsucht

cool avi
witzelsucht

Report | 04/30/2015 12:47 am

witzelsucht

it won't listen, hair doesn't have ears crying
god it's late. goodnight rick!
witzelsucht

Report | 04/30/2015 12:16 am

witzelsucht

i've been growing it for 3 1/2 years now rick
it's not even all that long, it grows super slow
witzelsucht

Report | 04/30/2015 12:13 am

witzelsucht

maybe the sides someday, but i'm not touching it for at least another couple years
witzelsucht

Report | 04/30/2015 12:08 am

witzelsucht

if i ever shaved my head i would show you
witzelsucht

Report | 04/30/2015 12:05 am

witzelsucht

h8er

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