5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE!
5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b*****d’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Real men go for curves..Only dogs go 4 bones..!
There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!
Never go 2 bed angry stay awake and plot ur revenge!
Always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up, after i finish laughing!
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