SAKURA_ISHMARU
Would'ja look at that...
Registered: 10/06/2006
Gender: Female
Rule 1: I am never wrong. Rule 2: And if I'm wrong, Refer to rule 1!!!
*kicks*
*breaks leg*
*steals cookie*
*steals icecream*
AHHHHHH!!! ROBBER!
O_O NOOOOO!!! *steals umbrella*
*steals back* *calls police!!!* "THEIF THEIF!!! HELPPPP!" *hangs up*
*steals crown*
O.O ITS YEW!!!
>.> *runs* :D
If u believe n Jesus Christ put dis on ur profile. Dont ignore dis bc n da bible it says if u deny him, he, will deny u n front of his father of gates of heaven. this is da simplest test. If u luv god and not ashamed of it put dis on ur profile. GOD WILL SMILE AT U.
Joke :P :There was a Korean man, who had just come to America and knew very little english. Later on, he was hired at a donut shop. While working at the cashier, a customer walked in and asked,"How much are the donuts here?" He didn't answer and the customer walked out angry. Then the manager walked in and said,"No, No, No, if a customer asks you ... See Morehow much the donuts here are, you say, 25 cents each. So another customer walked in and asked,"How much are the donuts here?" He replied,"25 cents each," Then the customer asked, "Are they fresh?" and he didnt reply. Then the customer walked out angry. The manager walked in and said,"No, No, No, When a customer asks how fresh the donuts are, you say,"fresh, Verrrry fresh." So another customer walked in and asked,"How much are the donuts here?" He replied,"25 cents each," and the customer asked,"Are they fresh?" "Yes, verrrry fresh," He replied. And again the customer asked," Should I buy one?" And He didn't reply, then the customer walked out angry. The manager said,"No, No, No, when a customer asks if they should buy one, you say,"if you dont, somebody else will." Then a robber came in and asked,"How much money do you have!?" He replied,"25 cents each," Then the robber said,"Are you try'in to be fresh with me?!" The man said,"Fresh, Verrry fresh." And the robber asked,"Then should I kill you?!" And the man said, "If you dont, somebody else will. :]
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor porflie!
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