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Hi! For one my name is Michael. I live in Manhattan, New York, more singles than any other county in the U.S. (which I'm one of)!
Ah! My writer's block has sucked up all my ideas for what to write!
Let's see.. also, check
HERE for what I think is a good idea.
Oh, if I gave you some gold, don't think I'm cheap if it wasn't much. I don't really have a need for it, so I donate sometime when someone asks. It's usually from 150-400, but as I make more, I'll be able to be more generous. ^^
I'll just put this here til I need it; I ask that you don't use this if you're going to be a disagreeable, dumbass troll:
Dear:
[_] Clueless n00b
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Sexist
[_] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Idiot
[_] Dumbass
[_] Troller
[_] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[_] Waste of Life
[_] Other:
[_] All of the above
You are being flamed because:
[_] You made an "Off-Topic" post.
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[_] You started a pointless thread.
[_] You bumped a pointless thread.
[_] Your post contained nothing but crap.
[_] You can't spell more than 3 words right.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[_] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted ALL IN CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you're "1337".
[_] You posted a topic that's been posted 23 times already.
[_] You're posting something illegal and will be banned anyway.
[_] You're asking for something illegal.
To repent, you must:
[_] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing.
[_] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
[_] Give up your internet account.
[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[_] Tell your mommy to up your medication.
[_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster (plugged in of course!).
[_] Actually post something relevant.
[_] Read and memorize the rules.
[_] Leave these boards forever.
[_] Print your home phone number.
[_] Simply shut up.
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Blow me
[_] Get a life
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your rejection somewhere else
[_] STHU & GTHO
[_] Learn to post
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] All of the above
Why does it seem like the people who love 'freedom' the most only like fighting for it?
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Stupid people make funny squishing sounds.
"A good escapist can't see that he is one." 3nodding
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