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Don't diss Gir. Goalie pride bitches!





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10 Reasons To Date Hockey Players.



1. They have great hands

2. They always wear protection

3. They have tremendous stamina and endurance

4. They know when to play rough

5. They are used to scoring from any position

6. They never stop until their job is done

7. They love to slam bodies

8. When they play rough they hit from behind

9. Good players score more then once in a night

10. Because all other athletes like to play with balls
ok i really don't giva damn if you dont like me ok done with that and i'm a hockey dork i'm a goalie my team has only lost 1 game and if you play hockey then add meh and i know my name is amazing also once you get to now me im perrtty cool but im carzy lol oh and my b-day is actually 3/7/**** i was probably high when i put 3/6/**** Oh and i forgot the most important thing my name is Michelle i'm #19 in ice hockey.In ice hockey im a goalie so far my team is in first place in the league and im the best goalie in the league so far but thats only b/c I have an awesome team in front of me but mostly because of me ha kidding its a team effort i was part of it. And im NOT the person to ******** with
A White Man walked into a Restaurant.
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your profile if you HATE racism

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Adopt one today! i would totally do that no one tries 2 steal my cookie


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╔╗╔═╦ Put this on your profile I laugh at EVERYTHING
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╚╩╩═╩═╩╩╝love to ROCK

╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
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If you smile.... I smile....
If you laugh.... I laugh....
If you cry.... I cry....
If you jump off a cliff.... I'm going to miss you


~Girl : Do I ever cross ur mind
~Boy: No
~Girl: Do you like me?
~Boy: Not really
~Girl: Do you want me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Would you cry if I left?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Would you live for me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Would you do anything for me?
~Boy: No
~Girl: Choose--me or ur life
~Boy: my life
~The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...~

~The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.~
~The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.~
~The reason I don't want you is because I need you. ~
~The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.~
~The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.~
~The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.~

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~











1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.











2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.











3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.











4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,











" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.







5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M and M's on lay away.











6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.











7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.







9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.











10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.











11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.











12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.







13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,











say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"











14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..











"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"











15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!












16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"











~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~











#1If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.











#2Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."











#3 razz put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"











#4Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"












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