ZANDY-PANTS
WARNING:
Repeated use of Zander may result in an emo puddle or b***h slapping. Keep out of reach of small children. Do not mix Zander with alcohol.
May cause bloating, squealing, fainting, and/or snogging. If you get a rash for more than three days after contact with Zander, please inform Wess so that Zander can be punished. Which Zander doesn't want. Of course not.
Pregnant women should not use Zander. Please consult your doctor if you are experiencing brief fainting spells or feel the urge to squeal like a fangirl.
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*Laughs* Why do I get the feeling that that is exactly what you want?
=3
and thanks. I don't think I'm very interesting, though
D:
:O Did you really?
You are interesting Zander!
O= You lied on your profile!
You're very interesting!