Okay heres a new rap spoof I did. I hate rap but this turned out pretty good: It's called a whity's life
There ain’t no rythm just ryme? Im wasten all my time/ why do I sing/ cause I have no bling/ I live in a box/ I love clean socks/ I wear tight jeans/ I eat green beans/ I cant do crap/ I just cant rap/ Im a super zero/ not a super hero/ I cant complete my dream/ I put pickles on my ice cream/ I eat poptarts all day and play videogames all night/ I’ve never once been in a fight/ right/ On my computer I can hack/ and people im not black/ im no slim shady/ im just plain old whitey baby/ so if you think/ you can mess with me/ you better respect my athority
Now that’s not all/ I trip and fall/ I hit the wall/ My friends never call/ I hate the mall/ I’ve got nothing a all/ I wish I had a white dude for a brother/ and save all the trash talk for your mother/ cause I might not be smart but I know I ruled/ so face it black rappahs you just got schooled!
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There ain’t no rythm just ryme? Im wasten all my time/ why do I sing/ cause I have no bling/ I live in a box/ I love clean socks/ I wear tight jeans/ I eat green beans/ I cant do crap/ I just cant rap/ Im a super zero/ not a super hero/ I cant complete my dream/ I put pickles on my ice cream/ I eat poptarts all day and play videogames all night/ I’ve never once been in a fight/ right/ On my computer I can hack/ and people im not black/ im no slim shady/ im just plain old whitey baby/ so if you think/ you can mess with me/ you better respect my athority
Now that’s not all/ I trip and fall/ I hit the wall/ My friends never call/ I hate the mall/ I’ve got nothing a all/ I wish I had a white dude for a brother/ and save all the trash talk for your mother/ cause I might not be smart but I know I ruled/ so face it black rappahs you just got schooled!
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