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Report | 04/08/2009 6:40 am

Artistic-Endeavors

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Report | 11/27/2008 5:33 pm

Lost in December

Thanks for the purchase!

Report | 11/02/2008 3:31 pm

MrDevykins

Hello.

Report | 10/28/2008 8:12 pm

ChibiWrites

Read these and thought of you, gal!

-I tried sniffing Coke once. Unfortunately, the ice cubes just got stuck in my nose.

-You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a**

-A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

-Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

-I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

-"Friends don't let friends drive drunk."

"Drunk?"

"You're intoxicated by my very prensece"

-Foreplay is just a form of begging.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…

-Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1962.

-Friends are gods way of apologizing for family.

-Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey

-It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Your mom looks like Voldemort (dissed)

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, a*****e!

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

-They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

-When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

-Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a ship