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mmmomegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OHGOD
Stranger: Helluu
Stranger: STAR
You: IVANISFARMINGTENTACLEMONSTERS
Stranger: OPEN FIREEEEE
You: -iwonderifthispersonwatchesorreadshetalia-
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Stranger: RAMIREZ
Stranger: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: AND STAY FROSTY
You: Frostehhhhhhhh?
You: Well
You: You caught me.
You: I'm General Winter
You: So...
You: Yea.
You: DID YOU KNOW
You: That the first street vendor
You: Was a German in the 1600s,
You: selling potatoes?
Stranger: DID YOU KNOW ELEPHANTS IS THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT CAN'T JUMP?
Stranger: No. Really?
You: I did not
You: And yes, it's true
Stranger: Potatioes?
Stranger: Seriously?
You: POTASHOES
You: biggrin
Stranger: SHOE ON HEAD
You: Shoe on potato
You: Shoe shaped like potato
Stranger: Shoe inside potato
You: Munch
You: ********
You: WHAT IS THIS IN MY POTATO?
You: Oh
You: It's a shoe
Stranger: A shoe!
Stranger: a shoe, I tell ye!
You: Ommy Johnson
You: Oh don piano
You: Why I eyes ya
You: Oh
Stranger: Talkin cats? Really?
You: in a half hour, it's going to snow in Moscow
Stranger: Oh really?
You: Yes really
You: I'm General Winter
You: I know these things.
Stranger: Oh, right, sorry. Forgot
You: Nice job
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: Please dont fire me
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Stranger: Or ice me
You: Oh god
You: Those two things are opposites
You: But they're related, in some way
You: in the way
You: I'm going to kill you
You: And I'm going to kill your employment
Stranger: Indeed, both are extremes
Stranger: Oh lawdylawd!
Stranger: Suddenly
Stranger: FLYING BANANAS
You: ZOMBIES
You: FALLING FROM THE SKY
You: IN FLAME THROWING TANKS
Stranger: Flying bananas eating zombies in flame throwing tanks falling from the sky? Yeah, sounds legit.
You: Nothing better
You: I think that Russia is mad at me ;_;
Stranger: How come?
Stranger: If its the snow, dont be wo wintery on them
You: Because I refuse to let it be sunny
Stranger: Ah, you can let some sunshine through
You: pfft no
You: That would upset the natural order, silly
You: Plus, I don't like flowers
Stranger: Noone does
You: And you know that that guy would plant sunflowers right off the bat
Stranger: The vendor guy?
You: No, Russia
You: POTASHOES
Stranger: Oooh, Russia is a guy now?
You: Yea
Stranger: Where does he live?
You: Russia lives in Russia
You: Come on, hero
Stranger: That's not even possible
Stranger: I think Russia is from Obamas bum
You: OH MY JESUS.
You: Russia is the Russian people
You: He lives in Russia
Stranger: Are you certain?
You: Certainly
You: Wanna know why
You: ?
Stranger: Yes, oh please tell me more
You: BECAUSE I'M GENERAL WINTER
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: SUDDENLY
Stranger: WATERMELONS
You: TENTACLE MONSTERS
You: Oh...
You: watermelons?
You: Well, then,
Stranger: Sometimes
You: VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: No.
You: Not alloweddd
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: underage b&!
Stranger: Sure
You: Alright
You: It should arrive in
You: 4.4 days
Stranger: I do NOT belive that you are aware of where I live.
You: I believe that I am
Stranger: Oh really?
Stranger: Where do I live then?
Stranger: 3 guesses.
You: The bottom of the potashoe chip bag
You: FEDEX, b***h.
Stranger: Actually... Im at the top of the bag
You: No, you were demoted
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Well then, sir
Stranger: I bid thee goodbye!
You: POURQUOI?
Stranger: PORQUE MARIA?
You: I'm sorry.
You: BUT YOU'VE BEEN
You: ...shot.
Stranger: OMIGAD, who was it?
You: England
Stranger: BLARG, im dead
You: Don't worry
You: He only shot you with a unicorn
Stranger: But ive been told they're sharp
You: No, you got hit by his butt
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Heavy
You: Yea
You: -clunk-
Stranger: So what do u think of the haitians?
You: I feel bad for them
You: No money to donate though ;_;
Stranger: I dont got money either, but I say they deserve it
You: They do
You: I was going to give some money in school, when they had a drive, but my wallet got stolen
You: fkafjkhajkshfkjahfbasbfkja
Stranger: Luls
Stranger: Bye, you suddenly got boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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