About

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I'm Ray, but you can call me Ecto or Secunit. 28, he/it, Aquarius, actually an android, old CB reg formerly known as Get Schwifty. I like robots and talking about robots, so if you wanna chat that's always a good way to get my attention. I’m a former jaded barista who knows too much about coffee and tea for his own good. If you like literally any sci-fi we’ll get along swimmingly. I like to gift avi art from time to time, so if you have a cute or fun avi I might draw it sometime.
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Hypothetical Situation
Get Schwifty is a god among men. They're the best around.


pudditat
Puella Magi Schwifty Magica stood atop a gleaming city building, echoing laughter into the dark.
Adorable and innocent, Schwifty seemed like they would make the perfect magical girl, and with just enough hope to make a killer witch. Kyuubey walked away from the granted wish, tail swishing, calculating the amount of time it would take for the new magical girl to dissolve into despair.
"Jokes on you, Incubator. There'll be no witch from this wish." Schwifty grinned, examining the soft pink and purple soul gem. "YOU JUST MADE YOUR FIRST MAGICAL BOY. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"


taco stain
you're such a f*cking goat


Pretenshus
How about a taste of magic?
My cake can cast some spells
hate to see you pass it up
and be trapped in a personal hell
So why don't you "Get Schwifty" with it
and come have a little slice
I actually just had some people over
and they told me my cake was nice