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Report | 10/09/2010 4:19 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Not that I liked Christine that much anyway.
That whole graveyard scene, ooooh.
D< OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T GO TOWARDS THE RED LIGHT.
OBVIOUSLY.

P.S. I'm not immoral like you.

Report | 10/09/2010 4:05 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Seriously.
What was so great about Raoul?
He was such a putz.
And his hair was dumb.

P.S. I didn't say that exactly.
What if it turns out we actually like each other?

Report | 10/09/2010 3:34 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Me too. ;'3
I think I'd go for anybody who sang 'Point of No Return' though.
LET'S GET IT ON.
IMMEDIATELY.

P.S. That was really difficult.
I'm not sure I even want you anymore.

Report | 10/09/2010 3:27 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Creepy, isn't it?
I even like that curly mustache on Daniel Lewis.
I still can't get over that he was in Phantom of the Opera.
My head doesn't stretch that faaarrr.

P.S. That's why we should just stay married.

Report | 10/09/2010 3:07 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Weirdly enough, I really love mustaches.
Not beards, but mustaches.
Can't quite tell you why.

P.S. B'D Go ahead.
He's totally gay.
How else would he know those pradas are last season?

Report | 10/09/2010 2:44 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

HOW DARE YOU.
That's like asking John Stossel to shave.
That's like telling Blue not to look for clues.

P.S. Sorry for trying to make you socially acceptable, gosh.
I just want to be able to take you out in to public, occasionally.
At night, of course.

Report | 10/09/2010 2:21 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

What?
I don't need to flirt.
With this mustache, I can have my pick of any man / woman / child in America.
The universe, even.

P.S. Why can't you collect something normal?
Like pokemon cards?
Why can't you just act like everybody else?

Report | 10/09/2010 2:05 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Those liquid gel NyQuils just send me to heaven.
Hope you're there, honey. B'D

P.S. I told you not to pick at it.
Especially not after dumpster diving for your bottle cap collection.

Report | 10/09/2010 1:42 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Is that what all that medication is for?
I thought you just had a prescription drug problem.

P.S. Time heals all wounds.
Except for that one on your hip.

Report | 10/09/2010 1:32 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

neutral
Why are you doing this to me?
Don't you know how to take a joke?

P.S. Seriously? No wonder they caught her from her credit card.
You're going to need to start selling your body so I can afford this.

Report | 10/09/2010 1:18 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

Wow.
Whose dog was that?
I feel really rude right now.

P.S. I've decided to melt somebody's (your) body with hydrochloric acid in a weighted, acid proof barrel and toss it into the ocean.
I hope that person (you) likes fish.

Report | 10/09/2010 8:39 am

Two Dead Doorknobs

OH MY GOSH.
Thanks!
Puppies are so good for punting!

P.S. I can watch Snapped for days at a time. DAYS.

Report | 10/09/2010 2:07 am

DiRain

But it......already is eek

Report | 10/09/2010 2:01 am

DiRain

Not as deep as.......the ocean eek

Report | 10/09/2010 1:55 am

DiRain

It's hard to deal with myself when I....am myself eek

Report | 10/09/2010 1:45 am

DiRain

idk what you're talking about

Report | 10/09/2010 1:31 am

DiRain

Report | 10/09/2010 12:20 am

Two Dead Doorknobs

I don't like cats to begin with.
And your dog was giving me the stink eye.

P.S. "Snapped is Oxygen's true-life crime series about the American dream becoming the ultimate American nightmare. Each episode focuses on an average woman who suddenly "snaps" and kills her husband or someone else close to her."

Report | 10/09/2010 12:01 am

Two Dead Doorknobs

Oh, really?
If you really feel that way....
I'm going to kick your dog and or cat again, for good measure.

P.S. Don't make me end up on Snapped.

Report | 10/08/2010 11:40 pm

Two Dead Doorknobs

You are so out of my fave 5.
And I'm going to un-friend you on facebook.
And I'm going to kick your dog and or cat.
In the face.

P.S. You will not.

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