Good evening Ladies and Gentalmen.We are tonights entertainment.
It's not about the money,it's about sending a message. Everything burns.
Why should I have all the fun?
To them your a freak...like me.
Chaos is like gravity, all you need is a little push.
You know the thing about chaos, it's fair.
Why hello beautiful.
Very poor chose of words.
I'm a man of simple taste. I like dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline and the one thing they all have in common, they're cheap.
I believe that whatever doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.
You should know, you bought them.
It's simple, kill the Batman!
If any of you want to take this seriously. Here's my card.
I'm not trying to kill you. What would I do without you, go back to ripping off mob dealers? No no...no! Your just to much fun.
I'm an agent of chaos.
I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it, I just do things.
Hello camistioner.
I believe we are destined to do this...forever.
I'm a man of my word.
We must do everything ourselves, now don't we.
And here...we...go.
Why you look nerves. Is it the scars?You wnat to know how I got them.
Why don't you take off the mask and show everyone who you really are.
Why don't we cut you into little pecies and feed you to the dogs, then we'll see how loyal a dog really is.
Let me show you a magic trick. I'm going to make this pencil disapper...ta-da.You see it's gone.
Now there's a Batman.
Come on! Hit me!
In a few months the little gambaler here won't even be able to get a nickle for his grandma.
Want to know why I use knives, because when you use a gun you can't savior all the little emotions.When someone is at their last moment they show you who they truely are before they die.So in a way I know your friends better then you ever knew them.Do you want to know wich ones were cowards?
I just want my phonecall.
Oh it was simple.I did what I do best, I took his little plan and turned it around bringing him down to our level.
S'cuse me, I want to drive.
I love my job, love it.
He's going to find him and make him skwell!I know the skwellers when I see them and he's one of them.
Now lets not blow things out of proportion.
You should never do something your good at for free.
What, did your balls drop out?
How about a million for alive.
We're looking for people with aggresive expansion.So who wants to join our team? Oh but we only have one spot opended right now, so were going to have try outs.Make it fast.
Let's not fight right now, we'll miss the fireworks.
A year ago any of these cops and lawers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean what happened?
Are we haveing fun yet?
A little fight in you. I like that.
It's all part of the plan.
You change things...forever.
Why hello beautiful.
This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it to them. You'll see. I'll show ya.
You remind me of my father. I hated my father.
You must be Harvey's squeeze.
Tell your men they work for me now.
When I say that what happened to you and Rachel was nothing personal you know I'm telling the truth.
Oh, I'm glade you made it.
Me? I was right here. Who did you leave them with? Your people if they are still your people and not Morune's.
How does it feel to know that your all alone on this world?
Oh, the good cop, bad cop routein?
Ow! You should never start with the head, the suspect will get all...fuzzy, you know?
Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face.

Some of the many things the Joker says in the movie The Dark Knight. R.I.P. Heath Ledger.


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Report | 10/15/2010 1:07 pm


im good hbu?

Report | 04/08/2010 1:46 pm


I dont rlly care

Report | 04/07/2010 7:31 pm



Report | 04/07/2010 7:28 pm


Just say the word and i will

Report | 04/07/2010 7:26 pm


Would you like a foot rub?

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Report | 04/07/2010 7:22 pm


Just something

Report | 04/07/2010 7:19 pm


Nothing just someone to talk to

Report | 04/07/2010 7:16 pm


I'll be fine good Sir

Report | 04/07/2010 7:14 pm


Family issues but i'l be ok Lovely Sir