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Report | 10/16/2008 8:51 pm

FromEarth

Nope. But he does make a hilarious clanking sound when you attack him enough to make him fall down for a few seconds.

Report | 10/16/2008 8:46 pm

FromEarth

Oh, it gets better. Legacy of Darkness includes an escort quest, in which you have to protect the slowest character in the game (Henry) from the fastest enemy AND character in the game (Chainsaw Eddie; a chainsaw-wielding Frankenstein monster).

Report | 10/16/2008 8:40 pm

FromEarth

Oh again, and character's clothes are freaking AWFUL. Malus, a child character in 64, has a cape on that sticks almost straight out all the time. Seriously, you could kick him in the a** and he'd fly to the moon. He has THAT much starch in his cape. D:

Report | 10/16/2008 8:33 pm

FromEarth

Oh, and the grammar mistakes. They call werewolves 'warewolves' in Legacy of Darkness. XD

Report | 10/16/2008 8:30 pm

FromEarth

Let me put this in 2 ways: Jumping puzzles will end in failure 75% of the time. Also, water is insta-kill. You can step into water up to your ankles, and your character will stand there waving his arms around, drowning in 2 inches of good ol' dihydrogen monoxide.

Report | 10/16/2008 8:26 pm

FromEarth

Absurd jumping deaths from physics, retarded character movements in and out of cutscenes, and the fact that you can play as a guy with Crusader Knight's armor on the top half of his body, and his legs are spray-painted brown. That's why.

Report | 10/16/2008 7:57 pm

FromEarth

Good. It is full of diabolical trickery. D:

Report | 10/16/2008 1:53 pm

FromEarth

Batspace is an invisible portal that connects 2 different dimensions in Castlevania 64, normal space and the place where all bats live. It spawns bats spontaneously and follows the main character around. XD

Report | 10/16/2008 1:47 pm

FromEarth

SAVE ME BATSPACE! D: *Batspace takes up residence to Shade's right side and proceeds to spit out it's residential bats*

Report | 10/16/2008 1:42 pm

FromEarth

DONKEY KONG IS JUDGING US! DX *runs in pure fear*

Report | 10/16/2008 1:36 pm

FromEarth

*throws a limited edition Jesus in a Tank figurine at him* DX

Report | 10/16/2008 1:32 pm

FromEarth

*pushes him back down again* Hai yourself. D:

Report | 10/16/2008 1:22 pm

FromEarth

*throws him off a bridge* GO THE WAY OF MR. EDGEWORTH! DX

Report | 10/16/2008 1:19 pm

FromEarth

*goes nucking futs and tazers him like a b***h* FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL! YOU FOOLISH WAYS OF FOOLERY ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE! ]:<

Report | 10/16/2008 1:10 pm

FromEarth

*kicks him* Get out! Or I will go nucking futs and tazer you like a b***h! D:<

Report | 10/16/2008 1:08 pm

FromEarth

*throws a rock at him* OUT! GET OUT OF MY PROFILE! D:<

Report | 10/12/2008 8:50 am

FromEarth

I haven't had time to reply. And next time we get on at the same time, we'll play, okay?

Report | 10/11/2008 6:11 pm

FromEarth

Or maybe it's because they all recognize my worth! They said I'd never amount to anything more than a loser, BUT WHO'S KILLING NOW?! ^w^

Report | 10/11/2008 7:43 am

FromEarth

Touche. My aggro meter always jumps to full when I snipe someone, even if my partner has his meter full. XD

Report | 10/11/2008 7:38 am

FromEarth

No, I'd be hanging back and sniping. Me <3 sniping in any mission. ^w^

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