Ladies and Gentleman, Hobos and Tramps
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you something i know nothing about
Next Wednesday, which is Good Friday
there's a ladies meeting for men only
Admission is free, so pay at the door
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor
We will discuss a story you've all heard before
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men stood up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
