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Hi! My name is Raspberry Beret Gambino, but I like to go by Ridley. Please, for all intents purposes... do not talk about my parents. My dad was drunk and he thought Agatha was Ruby. Just shut up about it, I have my own mental scars to deal with.
Anyway, Gino is my half-brother and that's kinda cool. He's not as bad as people make him out to be. He did do the wrong thing by trying to get Sasha though. She's such an airhead! (Sorry, Sash. You know it's true.)
I like in Isle De Gambino right now, but currently I take the shuttle via spaceship to Durem where I work. Liam is such a drag to work with. I see the way he leers at me and I want to pluck his eyes out! Bildeau is creepy too, always lifting my skirt to stare at the back of my star tights. You'd think machines couldn't comprehend, but I really think he just wants to keep looking at my butt.
Grunny bit me last year and turned me into this half human, half bunny thing. It's all good, I like it. I think because our blood was somehow the same on some levels, that he couldn't turn me into a Grombie like he did everyone else. It's all good, Grunny lives at home with me and we get along quite well now. It's too bad he keeps trying to bite Rufus. It's not Grunny's fault! Rufus brings it upon himself, y'know.
Oh yeah, and watch out. My dad is really protective of me even though he wont talk about me. Wanna know why? Because he's so overprotective, he doesn't want anyone to know I belong to him. I love you too daddy. And that piece of coal you threw on my doorstep? I know someday it will turn into a diamond to show how much you love your daughter! *Squee*
Can I let you in on another secret? Come on, come closer. I want to tell you, it's really important.
I love Lex very much. I don't know if he understands this. I stop by Gold Mountain every day just to buy tokens from him. I don't even use my tokens, but I just want to see him. He's so smart! Ask him sometime, he'll tell you why a doughnut is called a doughnut, and a doughnut hole is called a doughnut hole. (I always wanted to know that!)
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