Ralph Hayden

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Birthday: 03/01

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Those 70s Shoes - virtual item
Bronze Automaton Leg - virtual item
Scar of Tyrant - virtual item
Bloody Head Bandage - virtual item
Dessicated Apocaripped Pants - virtual item
Scar of Martyr - virtual item
Black Zoot Suit Carlango - virtual item
White Vacation Shirt - virtual item
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About

Hello there.

I am Dr. Ralph Hayden, PhD. Yes, that's right, a doctor of physics. A scientist of sorts. I run a small gathering called Arrow. They're a bunch of my closest compadres, who will do whatever necessary to make me happy. In short, they're my posse. You mess with me, you mess with them.

Wondering how I lost my leg? There are a few stories I like to tell. Believe any one of them. The first, is that I was bitten by a zombie. You know how that s**t can get into your bloodstream and mess a man up, yeah? Well, I had to saw my own leg off to keep myself from shifting. Another story says I met up with some kind of drill-armed beast, who had a quarrel with me. He drilled my leg clean off. Yet another says I had to saw my own leg off to get away from... eh, you get the idea.

I built this leg myself.

This scar on my face? Curious? Well tough luck, punk. You have no right asking questions like that.

Bandage? On my head? I get into a lot of crazy s**t, kiddo.

Most of the fellows in my amazing group, Arrow, say I have a good sense of fashion. I don't give a s**t about fashion. I wear what's comfortable, and that's all.

And now...

*loads an intricately decorated shotgun with buckshot*

Get out.

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capt meow Report | 04/23/2009 10:31 pm
capt meow
Mmmph!
John AKA Pyro Report | 04/15/2009 12:32 am
John AKA Pyro
Thanks...

Wait. That was a compliment right?
Lifrasir Report | 04/12/2009 4:57 pm
Lifrasir
XD Damn it, I hate you.
Lifrasir Report | 04/12/2009 4:43 pm
Lifrasir
Hayden, why must you be so scary?
Lifrasir Report | 04/12/2009 12:28 pm
Lifrasir
What are you going to do with that gun?
capt meow Report | 03/26/2009 10:59 pm
capt meow
Do you find me... alluring?
theriac Report | 02/22/2009 12:03 am
theriac
I added your MSN.
But aim says you're offlinee.
DDDD:
theriac Report | 02/21/2009 11:54 pm
theriac
Good RP = fun.
And I would take a shower.. but uh.. taking a shower at 2:00 AM doesn't make one seem sane..
theriac Report | 02/21/2009 11:50 pm
theriac
I WANNA CHILL WITH MICE.
But I only have two cats..
And a dog.. and they're all lazy. D:
I also have to draw my friend more art.
theriac Report | 02/21/2009 11:48 pm
theriac
Oh.
I'm.. uhh.. thirsty..
And.. Not bored.. because I'm being an idiot..
And that's always fun.

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