What I got to do for Christmas: OK so, my Grandmothers boyfriend named John came over to our house for Christmas. And, yah know, we told him, "Hey, the bathroom upstairs is broken. Don't use it. So, on Christmas Day, John takes the bigest freaking turd in the toilet. I'm not kidding it's like bigger than a cow patty and it sunk into the pipes THATS how BIG it was. So he told my stepdad and he didn;t see it yet so he told him he would take care of it. Later that day John uses the bathroom DOWNSTAIRS(diff. bathroom) and goes again, this time he flushes though, and THEN he broke our chair but his big fat as-butt. Thats when i told him "Yeah... dont't lean back in that chair..tard". So John left and my step dad went upstairs, then ran down (NOTE: this is all in MY bathroom) and was like "OMG u need to see this!" so we went up and I ended up taking pictures and video taping the "clean-up attempt" we used a shovel to shovel it out of the toilet into the garbage bag, it was that bad. I will send u the video (Emm, and Tra. etc.) but it has a really bad pisture so just close your eyes and listen. And that was my Xmas Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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