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Nurse: "Doctor, he's losing blood quickly, we need to close off those arteries!!"

Me: "Oh god! I cant handle this! *vomits into nearby waste bin* I-I, I never wanted to be a doctor!"

Nurse: "Doctor... I never realized..."

[the incessant beeping telling us of the patient's impending doom is all that is heard.]

Me: "Nurse..."

Nurse: "Doctor..."

[insert sex scene beside dying patient's operation table]