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HeLp?16 THINGS TO DO AT A WAL-MART STORE"
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an empoyee and say in an offichial tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse and
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!!!
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Romanian to English and it said this
Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha (x4)
Hello, hello, I am an outlaw
And please, my love, gets happiness.
Hello, hello, me, Picasso
I gave you beep
But you know, do anything you ask.
And they are sturdy
Not me, do I take, not me, not I, did I get
You want to go but not me, do I get
You face and the love of the linden
I remember your eyes.
Not me, do I take, not me, not I, did I get
You face and the love of the linden
I remember your eyes.
Want to go but not me, do I get
Hello, my love me, happiness.
Call you, to tell you, I feel now
Hello, hello, I'm me again, Picasso
I gave you beep, and are hardy
Want to go but not me, do I get
Not me, do I take, not me, not I, did I get
But you know, do anything you ask.
You face and the love of the linden
I remember your eyes.
Want to go but not me, do I get
Not me, do I take, not me, not I, did I get
You face and the love of the linden
I remember your eyes.
Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha (x4)
Want to go but not me, do I get
Not me, do I take, not me, not I, did I get
You face and the love of the linden
I remember your eyes.
Want to go but not me, do I get
Not me, do I take, not me, not I, did I get
You face and the love of the linden
I remember your eyes.
ENGLISH
I take hii
I take hoo
I take haa
I take haha
(X4) (these are just sounds)
I call you, my love
Hello, Greetings, it's me an outlaw (outlaw is a part of Romanian folklore)
To ask you to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso
I sent you a beep
But I'm strong
And you should know I'm not asking anything from you
Your face and the love of the Linden trees and I remember your eyes.
You want to leave me and not take me (I'm not me without the means, so the basic translation here is you want to leave me behind)
Hello, my love
I call you to ask you how you feel right now
Accept me, your happiness
Hello, hello, it's me again.
I sent you a beep
But I'm strong
And you should know I'm not asking anything from you.
(Chorus)