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Report | 09/10/2008 9:46 pm

Veste

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know about



I'd appreciate your input



Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Report | 09/10/2008 9:46 pm

Veste

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Report | 09/10/2008 9:45 pm

Veste

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Report | 09/10/2008 9:45 pm

Veste

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Report | 09/10/2008 9:44 pm

Veste

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Report | 09/10/2008 6:16 pm

Das Portemonnaie

Gaaah, let's just try to be civil. >:

We can save the "tearing each other apart" thing for our group orgies. BD



Now I need to shower, but I really do want to speak with you tomorrow.

Report | 09/10/2008 5:50 pm

Das Portemonnaie

I hope you don't mind my more-than-occasional-but-entirely-unexpected typos, too.

Report | 09/10/2008 5:46 pm

Das Portemonnaie

After our fight I've decided to try to be more of a lisener, and more independent from the views my mother instills in me. I'll form my own conclusions, and will think before I speak. Or will try.



I don't like fighting.

Report | 09/10/2008 5:34 pm

Das Portemonnaie

I'm sorry about all this, I wanna see if we can work some stuff out.

Report | 09/10/2008 4:00 pm

Das Portemonnaie

Can we maybe talk on MSN tomorrow?

Report | 09/10/2008 1:14 pm

Das Portemonnaie

COMFORT ME, KELLLYYYYY

;O;

Report | 09/09/2008 2:42 pm

Das Portemonnaie

octopussies

>:

Report | 08/03/2008 4:11 pm

Das Portemonnaie

HE TOOK ME

TO THE FUTURE

IN THE FLUX THING

AND I SAW EVERYTHING



BOY BANDS

AND ANOTHER ONE

AND ANOTHER ONE

AND

AN

OTHER ONE

Report | 08/02/2008 5:46 pm

Das Portemonnaie

GIT BACK ON MSN

Report | 07/29/2008 7:54 pm

Das Portemonnaie

I MISS YOU.

Report | 07/28/2008 9:07 am

`soybean

REEEEeeeegiiiinnnnnaaaa.



T AT

Report | 07/27/2008 9:45 am

Devon Doomsday

> ________________________>

-lurks comments-

"FRUIT STRIPE GUM."

<3

Report | 07/26/2008 3:39 pm

Das Portemonnaie

xD;;

That gum looks so tacky.

LOL PUN.



But seriously. D:



The picture on my profile is me watching you.

O _O

Report | 07/23/2008 4:30 am

Das Portemonnaie

STOP HITTIN ON MAH WOMANNNNN. D:<

JIN'S MINE, BACK OFF.

rawrarawrarwarwrrrr

Report | 07/22/2008 8:55 pm

Jingasm

O:



I think it's the second one. ;o





But I think it needs more cowbell.

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