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Yes, one of the main things you should know is I don't get insulted like normal people do. Or, rather, I don't get insulted over normal things. Being called a b***h, a whore, a slut, a witch, or any other regular insult merely make me quite happy and glow with pride. If you want to insult me, try giving me a compliment. Call me sweet or nice. Those are key offensive descriptions of me. I'm basically just like a normal person only backwards; Insults are compliments and compliments are insults. Always.Oh, and that's Mr. b***h to you, ya cod.
If you've paid even remotely close attention to the rules I lay out in my threads, then you'll take note I often mention both grammar and Gram. Gram is my bat, and, like me, he hates illiterate people, noobs, and leetists. Anyone of the forementioned people are beaten into a bloody pulp by Gram once he can get close enough to them. Gram also occasionally takes a swing at a random guy that annoys me. Or maybe just a random guy. Either way it's cool with me.
Despite what you may think, I'm not as dumb as I act. Like most psychokillers, I find it easier to pretend I'm not a threat to you until I strike. So don't be surrpised if you're laughing at a typo I make one day and then I suddenly sneak up behind you and beat your brains out with your own keyboard. Also, you might note that when I'm not talkative that I'm not being quite, I'm merely plotting someone's demise. Most likely yours, since I find it easier to plan my murders whilst talking to my victim. On that note, see you soon, victim numer three-hundred and eleven. ^_~
Don't touch me. Ever. The only one who is allowed to touch me is Katie, and I even b***h at her for doing it. If I want a hug or something, for whatever god forsaken reason, I'll be the one to hug/glomp/whatever you. You are never to be the one to initiate physical contact. If you do that, I will be forced to sic either Gram or my pink flamingo of DOOMy or Katie of you. None of them are very nice when I sic them on people, so either way you'll be doomed. The only difference is Gram and the pink flamingo of DOOMy stop after awhile, whereas Katie keeps attacking you until you die. I should know. She's done it to me before..
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I could puts lots and lots more and make this profile go on until forever, but I'm bored and tired and my brain went to bed without me hours ago. So I'm going to end it here with this last thought: ....I live under your bed.The End.
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